DebetEsse: Screw your ongoing plotlines. I don't love you. I don't even like you. You irritate me, and there's no upside. The sex isn't even that good. In the time I spend on you, I could watch a movie a week. Even in 2/3 of the movies I chose blew a lot, it would still be better than you. And, anyway, I think I've got a good thing going on a couple other nights. Seriously, it's not me. It's you.
Oh, I get it. You just don't like who did the rescuing, that's all. Wishin' I was your boyfriend what's-his-height. Oh wait, he's run off.
Spike ,'Potential'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Oct 25, 2006 7:01:11 pm PDT #8766 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Polter-Cow - Oct 25, 2006 7:27:20 pm PDT #8767 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Why do I get the feeling that's from the Lost thread?
Either that or Jericho, which I finally gave up tonight.
billytea - Oct 25, 2006 8:36:46 pm PDT #8768 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Hec in Bitches. Everything's funnier with babies!
New Baby Fun
JZ: I think she flurmed. I'll go change her. [overheard from down the hall] How can you be so cute? Let's just get you cleaned up. Hey! Don't do that! Why would you do a thing like that?! No! Bad baby!
Me: What happened.
JZ: She kicked her foot in the poop. Then she peed on my hand!
::ten minutes later::
Matilda: {FLURRRM}
JZ: You can change her this time.
Me: This is an opportunity for you to show...
JZ: I did fifteen freakin' diapers today, okay?
Me: I got her. [takes baby to changing table] Alright. Mommy doesn't know how to handle you. What we need here is a speed change. Ya gotta prep before hand, then ninja speed changing powers! I'll just unzip you....look at that. You did indeed flurm. Hey! Don't...Dammit.
JZ: What happened?
Me: She peed on my hand.
esse - Oct 26, 2006 2:54:14 am PDT #8769 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Steph in Natter:
Every year for Xmas I give my brother the ugliest/tackiest/goofiest boxers I can find. The year Spider-Man was out (or maybe Spider-Man 2; I disremember), I found boxers at Target that had Spidey on one leg, and the Green Goblin on the other leg, and they were fighting.
Mind you, this was on the *front* of the boxers.
I included a note to my brother that said "Frankly, nothing says 'Merry Christmas' like Spidey and the Green Goblin engaged in homoerotic battle right across your Johnson."
Fred Pete - Oct 26, 2006 9:00:17 am PDT #8770 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
shrift waxes philosophical in Natter:
I want to live in a reality that has a liberal bias. I bet they still have civil rights there.
amych - Oct 26, 2006 9:25:33 am PDT #8771 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In Natter, Gud discovers one of the great secrets of campaign strategists and spambots alike....
I'm getting bombarded by mostly Republican direct mail. It sort of reads like Smurf literature only with the word 'liberal' replacing the word 'smurf'.
Laga - Oct 26, 2006 1:02:57 pm PDT #8772 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
from bitches:
Aimée - Oct 26, 2006 12:36:17 pm PDT #8801 of 8810 Mark Block
You're supposed to change diapers?????
Fuck.
Sean K - Oct 26, 2006 12:37:01 pm PDT #8802 of 8810 Mark Block
Change them into what?
Aimée - Oct 26, 2006 12:37:47 pm PDT #8803 of 8810 Mark Block
Babies, it seems. I have no clue.
Pix - Oct 27, 2006 9:07:14 pm PDT #8773 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Steph L.:
Did I mention -- I don't think I did -- that, betwixt me and The Boy, the L word was invoked?
Because it was.
Eeeep.
Jessica:
Lobster? Llama? Lavender? Lichtenstein?
connie neil:
Lutherans?
Nicole:
Limerick? Right on!
Polter-Cow:
I'm so glad the two of you like licorice.
Frankenbuddha:
Wait, he's a lesbian?
connie neil:
The Buffistas, making merry sport with each others' big moments since 199--something.
Liese S. - Oct 28, 2006 6:10:05 pm PDT #8774 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
ita in natter:
Someone asked me if krav was like Fight Club. I said yeah, except the first rule of krav is that you have to talk about it all the time.
Steph L. - Oct 29, 2006 8:55:36 am PST #8775 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter --
Matt: You know it's time to clean out your refrigerator when you realize the plastic bag you're looking at and wondering "why would I pack dried beef in pickle juice?" contains a tomato.