shrift waxes philosophical in Natter:
I want to live in a reality that has a liberal bias. I bet they still have civil rights there.
Zoe: Planet's coming up a mite fast. Wash: That's just cause, I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all. Mal: Well, that happens, let me know.
'Shindig'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Fred Pete - Oct 26, 2006 9:00:17 am PDT #8770 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
amych - Oct 26, 2006 9:25:33 am PDT #8771 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In Natter, Gud discovers one of the great secrets of campaign strategists and spambots alike....
I'm getting bombarded by mostly Republican direct mail. It sort of reads like Smurf literature only with the word 'liberal' replacing the word 'smurf'.
Laga - Oct 26, 2006 1:02:57 pm PDT #8772 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
from bitches:
Aimée - Oct 26, 2006 12:36:17 pm PDT #8801 of 8810 Mark Block
You're supposed to change diapers?????
Fuck.
Sean K - Oct 26, 2006 12:37:01 pm PDT #8802 of 8810 Mark Block
Change them into what?
Aimée - Oct 26, 2006 12:37:47 pm PDT #8803 of 8810 Mark Block
Babies, it seems. I have no clue.
Pix - Oct 27, 2006 9:07:14 pm PDT #8773 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Steph L.:
Did I mention -- I don't think I did -- that, betwixt me and The Boy, the L word was invoked?
Because it was.
Eeeep.
Jessica:
Lobster? Llama? Lavender? Lichtenstein?
connie neil:
Lutherans?
Nicole:
Limerick? Right on!
Polter-Cow:
I'm so glad the two of you like licorice.
Frankenbuddha:
Wait, he's a lesbian?
connie neil:
The Buffistas, making merry sport with each others' big moments since 199--something.
Liese S. - Oct 28, 2006 6:10:05 pm PDT #8774 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
ita in natter:
Someone asked me if krav was like Fight Club. I said yeah, except the first rule of krav is that you have to talk about it all the time.
Steph L. - Oct 29, 2006 8:55:36 am PST #8775 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter --
Matt: You know it's time to clean out your refrigerator when you realize the plastic bag you're looking at and wondering "why would I pack dried beef in pickle juice?" contains a tomato.
aurelia - Oct 29, 2006 5:43:07 pm PST #8776 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Gus brings the cheer in Natter:
Birthdays ... One More goose-step toward the Abyss.
esse - Oct 30, 2006 5:17:52 am PST #8777 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
because it's not just the bitches that need to be wrapped in bubble paper; it's a buffista trait in general:
Frankenbuddha: yesterday, while taking a stroll downtown where I grew up, I was about a half block shy of being killed by a falling air condtioner. Good times, good times.
DavidS: I was a half block shy of being bisected by a runaway bulldozer once. I always point out the chipped brick wall when I walk by it with people.
Frankenbuddha: It's funny, my first thought wasn't "Wow if I'd been walking a little bit faster, I'd either be dead or very seriously hurting", it was "huh, someone just lost several hundred dollars in two seconds."
tommyrot: A few months ago I was about 15 feet from being clobbered by a tree branch. And, um... once I was attacked by an angry heifer....
eta: Huh. Googling "angry heifer" comes up with 53 matches. So there are others who've shared my experience....
Frankenbuddha: A heifer once bit my sister.
sarameg: An aardvark bit my brother.
I'm sorry, I just can't pass up and opportunity to share that. I mean, c'mon. An aardvark? The odds, they are slight. And yet with my brother, anything is possible.
Ailleann - Oct 30, 2006 11:54:55 am PST #8778 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
shrift in Natter, because water is literally all over:
IM IN UR PRECINCT SEXIN UR MOUNTIEZ
Typo Boy - Oct 30, 2006 6:02:42 pm PST #8779 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
WindSparrow:
This was particularly noticeable in Sammie, my spazzy little girl cat. Most of the time she did not bother looking at the screen, and when the screaming started, her ears shrank back. She actively watched most episodes of Eureka. She's got a thing for sandy-haired toms, and this may be causing her to be predisposed to like Colin.