Sue in Natter: Did I mention I'm drunk? But isn't my typing god for a drunk person ? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Well, look who just popped open a fresh can of venom.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Pix - Oct 21, 2006 7:02:39 pm PDT #8760 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Pix - Oct 22, 2006 4:26:15 pm PDT #8761 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
People is funny today. (Edited to include quester's stunned response.)
ita:
I share my bed with my Powerbook, a stuffed moose, and my cellphone.
I could be more single, but the body pillow keeps falling off onto the floor.
quester:
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that ita sleeps with a moose.
Cass - Oct 23, 2006 7:17:48 am PDT #8762 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Nattering
flea: I thought God made Cindy for the long rambly paragraphs of run-on sentences that change their minds mid-clause.
DCJensen - Oct 23, 2006 7:45:47 pm PDT #8763 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Tom Scola in Boxed Set:
None of us Americans has acquired Torchwood from net-based sources. That would be wrong.
SailAweigh - Oct 24, 2006 4:41:59 am PDT #8764 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Jen in Bitches:
Re: misunderstandings of Shakespeare, whenever I see one of Shakespeare's sonnets used in a wedding ceremony or other happy occasion, I want to weep. Because, well, NOT happy stuff. He (and I'll leave it to the reader to decide if the narrator of the series is Shakespeare himself or a fictional person) was in love with a young man and wrote 126 beautiful, scathing, sarcastic, bitter sonnets about how badly the young man screwed him over. And then he and the young man both took up with the same woman, about whom the narrator wrote 28 even more scathing and bitter sonnets; he was only attracted to her because she was promiscuous, he really did think she was ugly, and oh, by the way, she gave him a venereal disease.
So yeah. If you want to talk about gut-wrenching unrequited love or ugly ladies of the night with a bad case of the clap at your wedding, Shakespeare's sonnets are for you! Otherwise, not so much.
Cashmere - Oct 24, 2006 5:48:08 am PDT #8765 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
in Natter:
Jessica:
I would really like S60 to be cancelled so I can stop watching it. It's not even a love/hate relationship at this point, it's an unhealthy-fascination/hate relationship. And I haven't even seen last night's ep!
ita:
Jessica, you've got to start being more responsible with your television intake. You're watching for two now.
Trudy Booth - Oct 25, 2006 7:01:11 pm PDT #8766 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
DebetEsse: Screw your ongoing plotlines. I don't love you. I don't even like you. You irritate me, and there's no upside. The sex isn't even that good. In the time I spend on you, I could watch a movie a week. Even in 2/3 of the movies I chose blew a lot, it would still be better than you. And, anyway, I think I've got a good thing going on a couple other nights. Seriously, it's not me. It's you.
Polter-Cow - Oct 25, 2006 7:27:20 pm PDT #8767 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Why do I get the feeling that's from the Lost thread?
Either that or Jericho, which I finally gave up tonight.
billytea - Oct 25, 2006 8:36:46 pm PDT #8768 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Hec in Bitches. Everything's funnier with babies!
New Baby Fun
JZ: I think she flurmed. I'll go change her. [overheard from down the hall] How can you be so cute? Let's just get you cleaned up. Hey! Don't do that! Why would you do a thing like that?! No! Bad baby!
Me: What happened.
JZ: She kicked her foot in the poop. Then she peed on my hand!
::ten minutes later::
Matilda: {FLURRRM}
JZ: You can change her this time.
Me: This is an opportunity for you to show...
JZ: I did fifteen freakin' diapers today, okay?
Me: I got her. [takes baby to changing table] Alright. Mommy doesn't know how to handle you. What we need here is a speed change. Ya gotta prep before hand, then ninja speed changing powers! I'll just unzip you....look at that. You did indeed flurm. Hey! Don't...Dammit.
JZ: What happened?
Me: She peed on my hand.
esse - Oct 26, 2006 2:54:14 am PDT #8769 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Steph in Natter:
Every year for Xmas I give my brother the ugliest/tackiest/goofiest boxers I can find. The year Spider-Man was out (or maybe Spider-Man 2; I disremember), I found boxers at Target that had Spidey on one leg, and the Green Goblin on the other leg, and they were fighting.
Mind you, this was on the *front* of the boxers.
I included a note to my brother that said "Frankly, nothing says 'Merry Christmas' like Spidey and the Green Goblin engaged in homoerotic battle right across your Johnson."