Corwood in the movies thread, file under CONTEXT, We don't need no stinkin'...
Now you're just trying to get my goat. But I already shot it for wearing suspenders and a belt. How could I trust it? That goat didn't even trust its own pants.
Jayne: There's times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that ought to change. Mal: Do you think it's likely to?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 11, 2006 5:28:25 am PDT #8523 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Burrell - Jun 12, 2006 1:23:29 pm PDT #8524 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
You never know where the conversation in Bitches may take you:
Toddson: Much like the poor confused person who sold his soul to Santa.
Jilli: You didn't really think Santa's workshop was staffed by elves, did you?
Beverly - Jun 12, 2006 8:51:58 pm PDT #8525 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Betsy HP in Boxed Set: Dude. If Pete's a Time Lord, he has no excuse for not shopping-enabling you all these years. (Also, I want to talk to him about interfering with George W. Bush's conception, and no doubletalk about messing with the timeline, thanks.)
Pete: Sorry, I've already tried it once, so I can't go back again. Stoopid Master beat me to it and replaced a perfectly functional human child with a strange little goat-boy with eyes set too close together.
Might I suggest you find an alternate dimension? There are still a handful out there with humans in charge.
Deena - Jun 13, 2006 4:25:16 pm PDT #8526 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Bitches, of course:
Billytea: So, anyway, F, C, M: leg, nose, teeth.
JZ: I can't believe I was 2/3 of the way through actually working this out and justifying my choices before I realized how utterly fucking insane it was. Now I've lost 93 seconds of my life I'll never get back, and I'm all distressed and disturbed. Stoopid creepy antipodean actuaries.
Polter-Cow: F leg, M nose, C teeth.
Polter-Cow: (20 minutes later) I killed the thread? Fine, me and the leg are going to have some "alone time."
Topic!Cindy - Jun 14, 2006 6:48:07 am PDT #8527 of 10000
What is even happening?
brenda: A word of advice for anyone considering fleeing the police: leave the dog at home. [link]
AmyLiz: Oh, brenda. What did you do now?
Trudy Booth - Jun 14, 2006 3:57:03 pm PDT #8528 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aimée: I'd love to, but I have an assload of homework to do tonight.
billytea: In my day, we were allowed to use satchels.
Aimée: Well, now. This *ISN'T* your day, is it?
Can you calculate something for me? How many Austrailian actuaries die from smart-ass disease?
billytea: None.
Smart- arse disease, OTOH...
Cass - Jun 15, 2006 3:05:46 pm PDT #8529 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Betsy in MiniSpoilage, now with 33% less spoilers and 99% less context:
I hv no brane. s/SGA/SG-1. Ta.
Theodosia - Jun 19, 2006 11:01:28 am PDT #8530 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
tommyrot proves his brain is a scarey place:
Now I'm wondering how difficult it'd be to restage Triumph of the Will entirely with cats.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 19, 2006 1:41:42 pm PDT #8531 of 10000
What is even happening?
In Natter, Calli: My parents will never get a link to my lj. Never, ever. God, no.
However, I did show my 80 year old dad how to use Amazon.com to find all those out of print books that he's been trying to get his hands on. And Dad was all, "Being forgetful's great! By the time these get here I won't have any idea why some stranger in Iowa's sending me used books. It'll be like a really confusing Christmas. Also, don't bookmark this thing if you want to have any inheritance left."
SailAweigh - Jun 20, 2006 5:13:29 am PDT #8532 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Perkins in Natter: (context? we don't need no stinkin' context!)
WooHoo, it's just about shoot the cat, go back to sleep time.