Whoa. Good myth.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Cass - Jun 15, 2006 3:05:46 pm PDT #8529 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Betsy in MiniSpoilage, now with 33% less spoilers and 99% less context:

I hv no brane. s/SGA/SG-1. Ta.


Theodosia - Jun 19, 2006 11:01:28 am PDT #8530 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

tommyrot proves his brain is a scarey place:

Now I'm wondering how difficult it'd be to restage Triumph of the Will entirely with cats.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 19, 2006 1:41:42 pm PDT #8531 of 10000
What is even happening?

In Natter, Calli: My parents will never get a link to my lj. Never, ever. God, no.

However, I did show my 80 year old dad how to use Amazon.com to find all those out of print books that he's been trying to get his hands on. And Dad was all, "Being forgetful's great! By the time these get here I won't have any idea why some stranger in Iowa's sending me used books. It'll be like a really confusing Christmas. Also, don't bookmark this thing if you want to have any inheritance left."


SailAweigh - Jun 20, 2006 5:13:29 am PDT #8532 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Perkins in Natter: (context? we don't need no stinkin' context!)

WooHoo, it's just about shoot the cat, go back to sleep time.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 20, 2006 3:22:38 pm PDT #8533 of 10000
What is even happening?

In Bitches...

JZ: At long last, I've passed an important gestational milestone... I've finally been the recipient of a series of completely inane remarks by a total stranger.

Getting onto the elevator just now. Older man smiles broadly at me and says, "Well, look at you! You must have swallowed a watermelon seed!"

"Um, yeah, looks like," I said, because I am reflexively polite and responsive to grandpa-aged men.

"Didn't your mother teach you that you have to spit them out?"

"Um, well, I know that now," I said lamely, while every woman in the elevator rolled her eyes and every other man tried to pretend he was on another elevator in another state.

"Ha-ha, when I was a little boy that's what my mother always told me would happen if I swallowed a watermelon seed!" [Please, God, shut me the fuck up before I say something awful about spitting vs. swallowing] "But I'm not such a little boy anymore, and I know it takes a little bit more than a watermelon seed to make that happen, ha-ha!" And he stared at me with an indescribable grandfatherly leer on his face as though I were supposed to say something in response to that.

Which I didn't. But I thought, "You are so right, sir -- actually, it was my husband's cock." And then for one horrible, frozen moment, the terrible conviction washed over me that in fact I had said it, out loud and all. Which, apparently not, as I'm here at my desk and not being fired and frogmarched off campus.

It was an interesting experience. I suppose I can look forward to more of them, and more inane, as I expand. Whee!


Trudy Booth - Jun 20, 2006 4:47:42 pm PDT #8534 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

-t: I have the capability of making penguin-shaped jello shots. I need to do that sometime.


Ailleann - Jun 21, 2006 5:10:33 am PDT #8535 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

amych in Bitches:

People, don't trust the marsupials. I know they're quirky and fascinating in evolutionary terms, but they're organized, and they're coming for you.


Cashmere - Jun 21, 2006 8:42:35 am PDT #8536 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

In Movies:

ita:

I blanch at the idea of another set top box.

Matt the Bruins fan:

Isn't your home entertainment system already at risk of attaining sentience and naming itself SKYNet?


Topic!Cindy - Jun 21, 2006 3:20:24 pm PDT #8537 of 10000
What is even happening?

From Great Write Way...

Ginger: I do read a lot of children's and young adult books. I think of them and mysteries as the last bastions of the plot. It is possible that they are just the last bastions of plots I can follow, but I try not to think about that.


esse - Jun 22, 2006 10:02:24 am PDT #8538 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

another Matt TBF, this time from the fic thread:

Then decided I'd better just give it up before the winged unicorns arrived to whisk everyone away to Big Rock Candy Mountain.