In F2F
Steph L.
Welcome to the cat thread.
Somewhere, Hec is weeping.
KristinT
I have two shorthaired cats. Maybe that will help.
I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.
Simon ,'Safe'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
P.M. Marc - Jun 06, 2006 7:20:28 am PDT #8509 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Spidra Webster - Jun 06, 2006 8:16:53 pm PDT #8510 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
In F2F:
Hec: You should paint his balls with Ritalin so he gets his daily dose.
Even funnier out of context.
Aims - Jun 06, 2006 8:39:25 pm PDT #8511 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
P-C in Bitches, helping me with my homework
Dramatis Grammatica:
its, a possessive pronoun
it's, a contraction
ACT ONE, SCENE ONE
Setting: The entire world
its: You know, I wish the world would make up its fucking mind.
it's: Seriously! It's getting kind of ridiculous.
its: It's not that hard, really.
it's: You underestimate its difficulty, my friend. Apostrophes can be tricky buggers!
its: You're right. If we were talking about something that belonged to Veronica, we would say it was Veronica's.
it's: That doesn't make any sense. What are you talking about? It belongs to Veronica; it's not a bunch of Veronica clones.
its: No, I used an apostrophe! Didn't you hear me?
it's: You can't hear an apostrophe, you ass. It's the reason people can't tell us the fuck apart.
its: I'm the reason?!
it's: IT IS the reason people can't tell us the fuck apart.
its: Oh! So with the apostrophe, it's like a contraction, kind of like any other subjective pronoun with an apostrophe.
it's: By George, I think he's got it.
its: But what about the possessive? I want an apostrophe too!
it's: No, bitch. Look at all the other pronouns. He's got his, and she's got her, and they've got their. What the hell do I have? I can't do two things at once! I have too much television to watch.
its: Hey, have you been watching Veronica Mars?
it's: Yeah, it's a great show. Hey, see how I totally used myself properly?
its: Oh, that's cake. It's when people try to use the possessive that the shit hits its fan.
it's: Its fan? The fuck?
its: Hey, I was stretching for a gratuitous example. Lay off.
it's: Are you sure you don't mean lie off?
its: Go to hell.
Spidra Webster - Jun 06, 2006 8:43:30 pm PDT #8512 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Geniu's.
Polter-Cow - Jun 06, 2006 9:03:39 pm PDT #8513 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Not so much. The characterization is inconsistent.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 07, 2006 1:21:30 am PDT #8514 of 10000
What is even happening?
No P-C, it's just AU.
Ailleann - Jun 07, 2006 11:00:59 am PDT #8515 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
shrift in Natter:
Just call me Ogodless bin Dildo!
Vortex - Jun 08, 2006 4:20:38 am PDT #8516 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Brenda M in Bitches
I have discovered that when I go for a run I can carry my iPod in my cleavage.
brenda m - Jun 08, 2006 4:26:43 am PDT #8517 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Trudy Booth - Jun 08, 2006 5:51:26 am PDT #8518 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
kat perez: The last time I went into the salon intentionally to get a new hair cut, I asked for shoulder length and wound up with a chin length bob with bangs. I looked like a Supreme.