kat perez: The last time I went into the salon intentionally to get a new hair cut, I asked for shoulder length and wound up with a chin length bob with bangs. I looked like a Supreme.
Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.
Lorne ,'Smile Time'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Jun 08, 2006 5:51:26 am PDT #8518 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Trudy Booth - Jun 08, 2006 5:03:01 pm PDT #8519 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Deena: When Aidan started doing the clothing removal thing, I made him wear shorts over the diapers that he couldn't figure out how to get off. I'm guessing we can't blind Owen so I don't think that plan will work for him.
amych - Jun 09, 2006 4:16:59 pm PDT #8520 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
in Minearverse:
Betsy: "Ceal"? Pronounced how?
Cindy: Teal'C
Pix - Jun 10, 2006 8:30:49 am PDT #8521 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Buffista time-keeping method in Bitches:
Raq: I don't even bother trying to do the math anymore. My clock works like this: if vw and Cindy are posting, it's too early for the rest of the States, afternoon for me and Jars and Fay and Nilly, way too late for billytea, and WAY TOO FREAKING EARLY for the West Coasters, so if Cass is posting it's because she's not sleeping.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 10, 2006 1:50:54 pm PDT #8522 of 10000
What is even happening?
brenda:
Announcement: I have sinned against God and ManJesse.
Analysis: I have purchased gaucho pants.
Defense: It's not my fault! They tricked me by being all cute and shit.
Aimée : muhahahahaha! Welcome to the Dark Side of Sears!!
Frankenbuddha - Jun 11, 2006 5:28:25 am PDT #8523 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Corwood in the movies thread, file under CONTEXT, We don't need no stinkin'...
Now you're just trying to get my goat. But I already shot it for wearing suspenders and a belt. How could I trust it? That goat didn't even trust its own pants.
Burrell - Jun 12, 2006 1:23:29 pm PDT #8524 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
You never know where the conversation in Bitches may take you:
Toddson: Much like the poor confused person who sold his soul to Santa.
Jilli: You didn't really think Santa's workshop was staffed by elves, did you?
Beverly - Jun 12, 2006 8:51:58 pm PDT #8525 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Betsy HP in Boxed Set: Dude. If Pete's a Time Lord, he has no excuse for not shopping-enabling you all these years. (Also, I want to talk to him about interfering with George W. Bush's conception, and no doubletalk about messing with the timeline, thanks.)
Pete: Sorry, I've already tried it once, so I can't go back again. Stoopid Master beat me to it and replaced a perfectly functional human child with a strange little goat-boy with eyes set too close together.
Might I suggest you find an alternate dimension? There are still a handful out there with humans in charge.
Deena - Jun 13, 2006 4:25:16 pm PDT #8526 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Bitches, of course:
Billytea: So, anyway, F, C, M: leg, nose, teeth.
JZ: I can't believe I was 2/3 of the way through actually working this out and justifying my choices before I realized how utterly fucking insane it was. Now I've lost 93 seconds of my life I'll never get back, and I'm all distressed and disturbed. Stoopid creepy antipodean actuaries.
Polter-Cow: F leg, M nose, C teeth.
Polter-Cow: (20 minutes later) I killed the thread? Fine, me and the leg are going to have some "alone time."
Topic!Cindy - Jun 14, 2006 6:48:07 am PDT #8527 of 10000
What is even happening?
brenda: A word of advice for anyone considering fleeing the police: leave the dog at home. [link]
AmyLiz: Oh, brenda. What did you do now?