I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Ailleann - Jun 07, 2006 11:00:59 am PDT #8515 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

shrift in Natter:

Just call me Ogodless bin Dildo!


Vortex - Jun 08, 2006 4:20:38 am PDT #8516 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Brenda M in Bitches

I have discovered that when I go for a run I can carry my iPod in my cleavage.


brenda m - Jun 08, 2006 4:26:43 am PDT #8517 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Trudy Booth - Jun 08, 2006 5:51:26 am PDT #8518 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

kat perez: The last time I went into the salon intentionally to get a new hair cut, I asked for shoulder length and wound up with a chin length bob with bangs. I looked like a Supreme.


Trudy Booth - Jun 08, 2006 5:03:01 pm PDT #8519 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Deena: When Aidan started doing the clothing removal thing, I made him wear shorts over the diapers that he couldn't figure out how to get off. I'm guessing we can't blind Owen so I don't think that plan will work for him.


amych - Jun 09, 2006 4:16:59 pm PDT #8520 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

in Minearverse:

Betsy: "Ceal"? Pronounced how?

Cindy: Teal'C


Pix - Jun 10, 2006 8:30:49 am PDT #8521 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Buffista time-keeping method in Bitches:

Raq: I don't even bother trying to do the math anymore. My clock works like this: if vw and Cindy are posting, it's too early for the rest of the States, afternoon for me and Jars and Fay and Nilly, way too late for billytea, and WAY TOO FREAKING EARLY for the West Coasters, so if Cass is posting it's because she's not sleeping.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 10, 2006 1:50:54 pm PDT #8522 of 10000
What is even happening?

brenda: Announcement: I have sinned against God and ManJesse.

Analysis: I have purchased gaucho pants.

Defense: It's not my fault! They tricked me by being all cute and shit.

Aimée : muhahahahaha! Welcome to the Dark Side of Sears!!


Frankenbuddha - Jun 11, 2006 5:28:25 am PDT #8523 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Corwood in the movies thread, file under CONTEXT, We don't need no stinkin'...

Now you're just trying to get my goat. But I already shot it for wearing suspenders and a belt. How could I trust it? That goat didn't even trust its own pants.


Burrell - Jun 12, 2006 1:23:29 pm PDT #8524 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You never know where the conversation in Bitches may take you:

Toddson: Much like the poor confused person who sold his soul to Santa.

Jilli: You didn't really think Santa's workshop was staffed by elves, did you?