Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


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Theodosia - Jun 03, 2006 3:35:22 pm PDT #8503 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From earlier in the F2F topic:

Sean K:

Someone's evilness is showing.

Polter-Cow:

It looks suspiciously like cleavage.


Spidra Webster - Jun 04, 2006 9:29:28 am PDT #8504 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Raq in Bitches:

OTOH, Mallory just rotated his pacifier in his mouth, like an airplane propellor, using only his tongue. That's going to make him popular someday.


Trudy Booth - Jun 04, 2006 4:01:15 pm PDT #8505 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Polter-Cow: I dreamed I danced with Jack Nicholson. He was taller than I expected.


Sean K - Jun 06, 2006 5:44:55 am PDT #8506 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

smonster in F2F, context withheld:

Oh, fer the love of PADDYWHACK. I'm going to have to go pro, aren't I?


SuziQ - Jun 06, 2006 6:42:58 am PDT #8507 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Sean K in F2F:

"Do NOT Sharpie the cat."


juliana - Jun 06, 2006 6:59:22 am PDT #8508 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Matt The Bruins Fan in Movies:

From what I hear it's a bunch of people in cowboy boots swearing and shooting at each other. If I want to see that, I can get it for free here.

(Who needs context?)


P.M. Marc - Jun 06, 2006 7:20:28 am PDT #8509 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

In F2F

Steph L.

Welcome to the cat thread.

Somewhere, Hec is weeping.

KristinT

I have two shorthaired cats. Maybe that will help.


Spidra Webster - Jun 06, 2006 8:16:53 pm PDT #8510 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

In F2F:

Hec: You should paint his balls with Ritalin so he gets his daily dose.

Even funnier out of context.


Aims - Jun 06, 2006 8:39:25 pm PDT #8511 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

P-C in Bitches, helping me with my homework

Dramatis Grammatica:
its, a possessive pronoun
it's, a contraction

ACT ONE, SCENE ONE
Setting: The entire world

its: You know, I wish the world would make up its fucking mind.
it's: Seriously! It's getting kind of ridiculous.
its: It's not that hard, really.
it's: You underestimate its difficulty, my friend. Apostrophes can be tricky buggers!
its: You're right. If we were talking about something that belonged to Veronica, we would say it was Veronica's.
it's: That doesn't make any sense. What are you talking about? It belongs to Veronica; it's not a bunch of Veronica clones.
its: No, I used an apostrophe! Didn't you hear me?
it's: You can't hear an apostrophe, you ass. It's the reason people can't tell us the fuck apart.
its: I'm the reason?!
it's: IT IS the reason people can't tell us the fuck apart.
its: Oh! So with the apostrophe, it's like a contraction, kind of like any other subjective pronoun with an apostrophe.
it's: By George, I think he's got it.
its: But what about the possessive? I want an apostrophe too!
it's: No, bitch. Look at all the other pronouns. He's got his, and she's got her, and they've got their. What the hell do I have? I can't do two things at once! I have too much television to watch.
its: Hey, have you been watching Veronica Mars?
it's: Yeah, it's a great show. Hey, see how I totally used myself properly?
its: Oh, that's cake. It's when people try to use the possessive that the shit hits its fan.
it's: Its fan? The fuck?
its: Hey, I was stretching for a gratuitous example. Lay off.
it's: Are you sure you don't mean lie off?
its: Go to hell.


Spidra Webster - Jun 06, 2006 8:43:30 pm PDT #8512 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Geniu's.