Trudy! did you get your hair cut short?
Wesley: I stabbed you. I should apologize for that. But I'm honestly not sure how. I think it'll just be awkward. Gunn: Good call. Wesley: Okay.
'Time Bomb'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Megan E. - May 18, 2006 10:38:53 am PDT #8469 of 10000
JenP - May 18, 2006 4:26:42 pm PDT #8470 of 10000
Ginger in Minearverse:
Dear CW,
Responding to those spam e-mails for "Logos for Less"? Not a good idea.
Pix - May 18, 2006 6:59:06 pm PDT #8471 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Miracleman en route to the F2F: Up until I met Aimee, I only knew two drinking games: Quarters and "Here, drink this."
Pix - May 18, 2006 6:59:36 pm PDT #8472 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Pix - May 18, 2006 7:01:01 pm PDT #8473 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Strega - May 19, 2006 8:45:13 pm PDT #8474 of 10000
From F2F, this is both a terrible pun and an extremely useful neologism, so it must be archived for the ages.
Pete, Husband of Jilli: Also, a new term was coined. The act of hunting stores for make-up is now known as 'Sephorage'.
dcp - May 22, 2006 5:06:50 am PDT #8475 of 10000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
In F2F 4, Aimée warns:
Our camera died. Dead dead deadsky. For those of you playing the home game, a word to the wise:
Don't let a toddler chew on your camera.
Pix - May 22, 2006 5:35:41 pm PDT #8476 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Fay masquerading as Pete, Husband of Jilli (who was foolish enough to allow her access to his computer):
Oh, I'm SO adorable. Yes I am! I really really am! La la la! I'm off to gambol merrily in the daisies, and sing sweet songs of jollity. La la la!
Aims - May 22, 2006 6:58:07 pm PDT #8477 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
DX writes about the debauchery at Prom and the consequences thereof:
The Buffista Plague Song (to the tune of "I Got It from Agnes" by Tom Lehrer)
I love my Buffistas, and they love me,
We're just as close as we can be.
And just because we really care,
Whatever we get, we share!
I got it from Nutty,
She got it from Hec.
We all agree it must have been
JZ who gave him a peck.
She got it from Trudy,
Who has a lot of sass,
And everybody knows that
Trudy got it from Cass.
Matt got it from Teppy,
She got it from Fay,
Who caught it in a pyramid
One fine Egyptian day.
Tommy gave it to Brenda,
Who brought it to the prom.
He got it from Jilli and Jess
Ha ha, fortunate Tom!
Lee got it from Aimee,
Who gets it every spring.
She got it from her DH,
Who just gives her everything.
She then gave it to Kate,
And Juliana has it now.
Then Plei even got it,
And we're still wondering how.
Ah, but I got it from Nutty,
Or maybe SuziQ,
Or Suela or Nora or Amy or Em,
It doesn't matter who.
It might have been at the suite,
Or at the prom, or in the loo,
And if you want to be our friend,
Then we might... (Mind you, I said "might")...
Give it to you!
Spidra Webster - May 23, 2006 4:40:31 am PDT #8478 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
D. Griswold, in Buffistatechnology:
Also, I scoffed at ease-of-use: slackware and gentoo were my distos of choice, for I was a true computer-geek-manly-man.