Deena: Dear lord. I'm so excited I almost used an emoticon.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Pete, Husband of Jilli: Oh, and Fay, fifty lines for use of the 'A' word. Apparently you're in for some obedience lessons. Try not to enjoy them...
billytea: Huh. Had a dream that I was Superman. Really. And I'd just finished talking to Batman about something or other, and get in my car to drive home, and this guy comes up with a gun and tries to steal my car! Dude! I'm freakin' Superman!! I like it when my dreams involve me laughing like a mofo.
Typo Boy explains it all in Bitches:
I'm not accidentally distorting the meaning of that story. I'm doing it on purpose.
Emily, being rambly and charming as all hell in commenting on a story about Pat Robertson reporting on his conversations with God about the weather:
(Robertson) If I heard the Lord right
You know, pronouncements that you know God's plans are somewhat undermined by caveats like, "Now, I was doing something else at the same time -- you know how God goes on -- so I wasn't really paying attention, but I think he said..."
Also, now that he comes to think of it, God may not hate gays and unmarried mothers after all; it might have been days and unharried mothers. God's not much of a morning person, and after what a hard time he had with his firstborn, he's bitter about parents who seem to have it easy.
Trudy! did you get your hair cut short?
Ginger in Minearverse:
Dear CW,
Responding to those spam e-mails for "Logos for Less"? Not a good idea.
Miracleman en route to the F2F: Up until I met Aimee, I only knew two drinking games: Quarters and "Here, drink this."