Emily, being rambly and charming as all hell in commenting on a story about Pat Robertson reporting on his conversations with God about the weather:
(Robertson) If I heard the Lord right
You know, pronouncements that you know God's plans are somewhat undermined by caveats like, "Now, I was doing something else at the same time -- you know how God goes on -- so I wasn't really paying attention, but I think he said..."
Also, now that he comes to think of it, God may not hate gays and unmarried mothers after all; it might have been days and unharried mothers. God's not much of a morning person, and after what a hard time he had with his firstborn, he's bitter about parents who seem to have it easy.
Trudy! did you get your hair cut short?
Miracleman
en route to the F2F:
Up until I met Aimee, I only knew two drinking games: Quarters and "Here, drink this."
From F2F, this is both a terrible pun and an extremely useful neologism, so it must be archived for the ages.
Pete, Husband of Jilli:
Also, a new term was coined. The act of hunting stores for make-up is now known as 'Sephorage'.
Fay
masquerading as
Pete, Husband of Jilli
(who was foolish enough to allow her access to his computer):
Oh, I'm SO adorable. Yes I am! I really really am! La la la! I'm off to gambol merrily in the daisies, and sing sweet songs of jollity. La la la!
DX writes about the debauchery at Prom and the consequences thereof:
The Buffista Plague Song (to the tune of "I Got It from Agnes" by Tom Lehrer)
I love my Buffistas, and they love me,
We're just as close as we can be.
And just because we really care,
Whatever we get, we share!
I got it from Nutty,
She got it from Hec.
We all agree it must have been
JZ who gave him a peck.
She got it from Trudy,
Who has a lot of sass,
And everybody knows that
Trudy got it from Cass.
Matt got it from Teppy,
She got it from Fay,
Who caught it in a pyramid
One fine Egyptian day.
Tommy gave it to Brenda,
Who brought it to the prom.
He got it from Jilli and Jess
Ha ha, fortunate Tom!
Lee got it from Aimee,
Who gets it every spring.
She got it from her DH,
Who just gives her everything.
She then gave it to Kate,
And Juliana has it now.
Then Plei even got it,
And we're still wondering how.
Ah, but I got it from Nutty,
Or maybe SuziQ,
Or Suela or Nora or Amy or Em,
It doesn't matter who.
It might have been at the suite,
Or at the prom, or in the loo,
And if you want to be our friend,
Then we might... (Mind you, I said "might")...
Give it to you!
