ChiKat, in Bitches:
When a lady has to mount her bed, and not her bedmate, the bed tis too large.
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ChiKat, in Bitches:
When a lady has to mount her bed, and not her bedmate, the bed tis too large.
In Natter --
Allyson: This morning I passed a Jeep that had the President and Vice President's approval ratings taped to the back window on a huge piece of posterboard.
Why?
-t: Low-tech blog.
Fay, in Bitches:
I too am very fond of the phrase in flagrante delicto. Whereas the word cunnilingus always makes me think it should be an Irish airline with a bowmchickabowmbowm soundtrack on unending loop.
Erin: Wanna hear something scandalous? I forgot the papers I graded were on the bed.
Beth b: DH is on codine (emergency root canal) and he is making me type "breasts can be described by a 4th order equation, 5th if yo include the movement (and who doesn't) " Now he is claiming that this was a college assignment.
Lestat! The Musical in Natter:
Tom Scola:
According to the NYT, "Lestat" is a "Musical sleeping pill".
tommyrot:
Well, at least it's not a "Musical laxative."
Sophia Brooks: I am not sure that my job should include hosing off naked male students.
Calli: That sounds more like a hobby.
Because it made me laugh and laugh...
Jessica in Natter regarding the MI:III premiere:
Also, I'm going to that screening. Maybe I can get close enough to punch him in the crotch.
I don't know, is it cheesy to COMM your own wife? Somebody needed to COMM this, though.
JZ in Bitches: Now I really want to see that word [expedite] in a Smoove B seduction essay.
Baby, I know what you need, and I will devote myself to expediting the process of servicing all your needs. I will have on hand a selection of oysters, both Tomales Bay and Kumamoto, served on fine bone china accompanied by sterling silver bowls of mignonette. After each oyster I will personally remove the shell from your presence and then return to dab the corners of your beautiful mouth with a napkin of finest Irish linen. I will ply you with champagne and dark chocolates, and, once you are sated with the many aphrodisiacs I have provided, I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.
In Natter:
ita: I just have to get to the end of the work day. That happens, right?
Allyson: When you see 300 pairs of footprints in the sand, that was when Buffistas were carrying you.