Erin: Wanna hear something scandalous? I forgot the papers I graded were on the bed.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2006 6:03:38 am PDT #8437 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2006 6:05:53 am PDT #8438 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Beth b: DH is on codine (emergency root canal) and he is making me type "breasts can be described by a 4th order equation, 5th if yo include the movement (and who doesn't) " Now he is claiming that this was a college assignment.
Cashmere - Apr 27, 2006 9:20:33 am PDT #8439 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Lestat! The Musical in Natter:
Tom Scola:
According to the NYT, "Lestat" is a "Musical sleeping pill".
tommyrot:
Well, at least it's not a "Musical laxative."
Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2006 10:45:24 am PDT #8440 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sophia Brooks: I am not sure that my job should include hosing off naked male students.
Calli: That sounds more like a hobby.
Nicole - Apr 27, 2006 3:42:45 pm PDT #8441 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Because it made me laugh and laugh...
Jessica in Natter regarding the MI:III premiere:
Also, I'm going to that screening. Maybe I can get close enough to punch him in the crotch.
DavidS - Apr 27, 2006 6:10:27 pm PDT #8442 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I don't know, is it cheesy to COMM your own wife? Somebody needed to COMM this, though.
JZ in Bitches: Now I really want to see that word [expedite] in a Smoove B seduction essay.
Baby, I know what you need, and I will devote myself to expediting the process of servicing all your needs. I will have on hand a selection of oysters, both Tomales Bay and Kumamoto, served on fine bone china accompanied by sterling silver bowls of mignonette. After each oyster I will personally remove the shell from your presence and then return to dab the corners of your beautiful mouth with a napkin of finest Irish linen. I will ply you with champagne and dark chocolates, and, once you are sated with the many aphrodisiacs I have provided, I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.
Nicole - Apr 28, 2006 4:58:09 am PDT #8443 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
In Natter:
ita: I just have to get to the end of the work day. That happens, right?
Allyson: When you see 300 pairs of footprints in the sand, that was when Buffistas were carrying you.
Tom Scola - Apr 28, 2006 9:03:25 am PDT #8444 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Allyson: The FDA says that Plan B will result in teenage sex cults.
Betsy HP: Teenage Sex Cults would be a great name for a band.
Allyson: Or, as the alternate URL for MySpace.
aurelia - Apr 28, 2006 8:17:20 pm PDT #8445 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Killing time in Minearverse:
Kevin: Somebody give me Drive gossip?
Just make it up, I don't care if it's true or not.
Dana: Drive is Chuck Norris' dream project.
Jesse: Chuck Norris doesn't drive; the road flees from him.
beekaytee - Apr 29, 2006 12:14:30 pm PDT #8446 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
Aimee in Firefly, articulating my world view:
And smugness is better than jackholery anyday!