Buffy ,'Showtime'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Bitches:
Rebecca Lizard: I may be the articulate, self-aware teenager of today. But, I'm just saying, I would not mind an orgy over in this corner.
PMM: The teenaged-type, all macking and groping, but no actual Sex, just leads to horrible yearbook signings.
Best to avoid.
Heather Alayne, on the bitter yet necessary-unto-life fluid:
If the coffee gods require the sacrifice of a piece of toe, so be it. I would have given more, so long as they keep that sweet juice flowing.
Tim Minear in an interview at the Firefly site:
Do I read the message board? Uh, no. I don't even have an internet connection. Anyone claiming to be me on the net is a liar. No. I read it all the time. And no good can come from it.
Connie Neil in Bitches:
I shouldn't put stickers on my car. It's like a sentence of death. For the car and the sticker. Maybe the cars object to symbols of ownership such as bumper stickers, it offends their dream that someday they'll be free and run with the herd of wild cars out on the prairie again.
Betsy, in Natter:
I hate fun. Especially other people's fun.
Connie Neil, in Literary:
My house has eaten my OED on CD. My house needs to become biulimic pretty darn soon.
Miracleman in Natter:
Between my wife's rum and my longing for beer, it's starting to look like "Tough Shit, Liver, Suck It Up and Deal" night at the Miracle household.
Madrigal Costello in Buffy: Actually, it'd go along with my idea of a season of forgiveness - Buffy forgives Faith for trying to kill Angel, and she forgives her father for what he did, and to show there's no hard feelings, she gift-wraps Dawn and mails her to him.
Betsy: "FBI Warns 'Spectacular' Al Qaeda Attack Possible"
What the Hell am I supposed to do with this information? Besides crawl under the bed with a bottle of single-malt?
Katie M: I'm using it to make myself slightly nervous about flying right around Thanksgiving.
Betsy: Oh, good point. 6 hours' worth of books. Check. Two children, my entire genetic contribution to the World ofTomorrow. Check. Multiple video games. Check. Screaming paranoia. Double-check.
Ready to fly!
Donuts or banana splits?
You want a small, tight, warm hole, or do you want a firmsoft staff with cream on top?
t caption "The teachers at St Crispins were at a loss to explain the enormous popularity of the new lunch lady." t /caption
(Trudy, PMM, Billytea)