We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Betsy HP - Nov 15, 2002 3:05:07 pm PST #847 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Miracleman in Natter:

Between my wife's rum and my longing for beer, it's starting to look like "Tough Shit, Liver, Suck It Up and Deal" night at the Miracle household.


Java cat - Nov 15, 2002 4:55:29 pm PST #848 of 10000
Not javachik

Madrigal Costello in Buffy: Actually, it'd go along with my idea of a season of forgiveness - Buffy forgives Faith for trying to kill Angel, and she forgives her father for what he did, and to show there's no hard feelings, she gift-wraps Dawn and mails her to him.


Java cat - Nov 15, 2002 6:56:22 pm PST #849 of 10000
Not javachik

Betsy: "FBI Warns 'Spectacular' Al Qaeda Attack Possible"

What the Hell am I supposed to do with this information? Besides crawl under the bed with a bottle of single-malt?

Katie M: I'm using it to make myself slightly nervous about flying right around Thanksgiving.

Betsy: Oh, good point. 6 hours' worth of books. Check. Two children, my entire genetic contribution to the World ofTomorrow. Check. Multiple video games. Check. Screaming paranoia. Double-check.

Ready to fly!


Trudy Booth - Nov 15, 2002 8:20:56 pm PST #850 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Donuts or banana splits?

You want a small, tight, warm hole, or do you want a firmsoft staff with cream on top?

t caption "The teachers at St Crispins were at a loss to explain the enormous popularity of the new lunch lady." t /caption

(Trudy, PMM, Billytea)


Fay - Nov 16, 2002 8:56:39 am PST #851 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

SUPERPORNYPANTS in Firefly:

I find I'm better off when I have some warning or context.

But when I ran into Mandy Patinkin at the dog run I was screwed.


Noumenon - Nov 16, 2002 10:09:49 am PST #852 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

John H in Natter:

every single note in Vietnam has Ho Chi Minh on it, thereby robbing them of the chance to refer to their notes by the president, the way you can in the US, Lincoln on the five, Franklin on the hundred or whatever.

Every note in Vietnam is a Ho.


Theodosia - Nov 16, 2002 10:30:14 am PST #853 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Emily:

Unspaced ellipses make the screen fat. Does that sentence look weird to anyone else?

because context is for wimps.


Cindy - Nov 16, 2002 2:47:13 pm PST #854 of 10000
Nobody

ita changed the front page decription for this board. Althoug the description is not laughable, I'm overcome with Firefly oost, and think it deserves immortalization.

A community dedicated to discussions of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel and Firefly with humor, intelligence and obsessiveness.

(emphasis, mine)

Edited my intro to try that thing that call clarity


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 16, 2002 4:23:54 pm PST #855 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I'm confused by that last post, I'm afraid.


DXMachina - Nov 16, 2002 9:17:38 pm PST #856 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

John H: So, while you're on a roll, how long before the whole planet disappears? Pretending for a second that the planet is all rainforest.

Hil: 4000 years.

John H: So, still time for a Mufuletta or two then?