Xander ,'The Killer In Me'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Betsy: "FBI Warns 'Spectacular' Al Qaeda Attack Possible"
What the Hell am I supposed to do with this information? Besides crawl under the bed with a bottle of single-malt?
Katie M: I'm using it to make myself slightly nervous about flying right around Thanksgiving.
Betsy: Oh, good point. 6 hours' worth of books. Check. Two children, my entire genetic contribution to the World ofTomorrow. Check. Multiple video games. Check. Screaming paranoia. Double-check.
Ready to fly!
Donuts or banana splits?
You want a small, tight, warm hole, or do you want a firmsoft staff with cream on top?
t caption "The teachers at St Crispins were at a loss to explain the enormous popularity of the new lunch lady." t /caption
(Trudy, PMM, Billytea)
SUPERPORNYPANTS in Firefly:
I find I'm better off when I have some warning or context.
But when I ran into Mandy Patinkin at the dog run I was screwed.
John H in Natter:
every single note in Vietnam has Ho Chi Minh on it, thereby robbing them of the chance to refer to their notes by the president, the way you can in the US, Lincoln on the five, Franklin on the hundred or whatever.
Every note in Vietnam is a Ho.
Emily:
Unspaced ellipses make the screen fat. Does that sentence look weird to anyone else?
because context is for wimps.
ita changed the front page decription for this board. Althoug the description is not laughable, I'm overcome with Firefly oost, and think it deserves immortalization.
A community dedicated to discussions of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel and Firefly with humor, intelligence and obsessiveness.
(emphasis, mine)
Edited my intro to try that thing that call clarity
I'm confused by that last post, I'm afraid.
John H: So, while you're on a roll, how long before the whole planet disappears? Pretending for a second that the planet is all rainforest.
Hil: 4000 years.
John H: So, still time for a Mufuletta or two then?
Alibelle: When I was little I had a tremendous paranoia that I was using counterfeit money and I was going to get in trouble, and I was so worried about it because I could never tell if someone was giving me real or counterfeit money. And so I was doomed to end up in jail.
Jesse: Snerk, Ali. It's funny what little kids come up with. I had a whole thing about how, if I got hit by a car in the crosswalk, the driver had to pay for everything, but if I wasn't in the crosswalk, I'd have to pay. So when I'd jaywalk (Somervillians -- across Elm Street, between Star Market and Beech St), I'd have all these elaborate plans to drag my bloody self into the crosswalk, so it wouldn't be my fault!
Heather Alayne: When I was little I thought you could get money from Mc Donald's. I hadn't quite mastered the concept of change.
RL, I just like that ita added Firefly. I'm feeling really protective of it, and although it's not a typically funny COMM - the COMM description also says quotes and tags that deserve immortalisation. I can delete it if it is a problem.