Tim Minear in an interview at the Firefly site:
Do I read the message board? Uh, no. I don't even have an internet connection. Anyone claiming to be me on the net is a liar. No. I read it all the time. And no good can come from it.
Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.
'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Allyson - Nov 15, 2002 8:44:47 am PST #843 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Betsy HP - Nov 15, 2002 1:12:47 pm PST #844 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Connie Neil in Bitches:
I shouldn't put stickers on my car. It's like a sentence of death. For the car and the sticker. Maybe the cars object to symbols of ownership such as bumper stickers, it offends their dream that someday they'll be free and run with the herd of wild cars out on the prairie again.
DXMachina - Nov 15, 2002 1:23:19 pm PST #845 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Betsy, in Natter:
I hate fun. Especially other people's fun.
Steph L. - Nov 15, 2002 2:14:07 pm PST #846 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Connie Neil, in Literary:
My house has eaten my OED on CD. My house needs to become biulimic pretty darn soon.
Betsy HP - Nov 15, 2002 3:05:07 pm PST #847 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Miracleman in Natter:
Between my wife's rum and my longing for beer, it's starting to look like "Tough Shit, Liver, Suck It Up and Deal" night at the Miracle household.
Java cat - Nov 15, 2002 4:55:29 pm PST #848 of 10000
Not javachik
Madrigal Costello in Buffy: Actually, it'd go along with my idea of a season of forgiveness - Buffy forgives Faith for trying to kill Angel, and she forgives her father for what he did, and to show there's no hard feelings, she gift-wraps Dawn and mails her to him.
Java cat - Nov 15, 2002 6:56:22 pm PST #849 of 10000
Not javachik
Betsy: "FBI Warns 'Spectacular' Al Qaeda Attack Possible"
What the Hell am I supposed to do with this information? Besides crawl under the bed with a bottle of single-malt?
Katie M: I'm using it to make myself slightly nervous about flying right around Thanksgiving.
Betsy: Oh, good point. 6 hours' worth of books. Check. Two children, my entire genetic contribution to the World ofTomorrow. Check. Multiple video games. Check. Screaming paranoia. Double-check.
Ready to fly!
Trudy Booth - Nov 15, 2002 8:20:56 pm PST #850 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Donuts or banana splits?
You want a small, tight, warm hole, or do you want a firmsoft staff with cream on top?
t caption "The teachers at St Crispins were at a loss to explain the enormous popularity of the new lunch lady." t /caption
(Trudy, PMM, Billytea)
Fay - Nov 16, 2002 8:56:39 am PST #851 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
SUPERPORNYPANTS in Firefly:
I find I'm better off when I have some warning or context.
But when I ran into Mandy Patinkin at the dog run I was screwed.
Noumenon - Nov 16, 2002 10:09:49 am PST #852 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
John H in Natter:
every single note in Vietnam has Ho Chi Minh on it, thereby robbing them of the chance to refer to their notes by the president, the way you can in the US, Lincoln on the five, Franklin on the hundred or whatever.
Every note in Vietnam is a Ho.