Dana: Why is half of the internet broken today? Even Yahoo Mail is giving me attitude.
tommyrot: Who forgot to pay the internet bill?
Now we're saving a vampire from vampires. I got two words for that -- Nuh and uh.
Gunn ,'Underneath'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Apr 06, 2006 6:13:17 am PDT #8394 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ailleann - Apr 06, 2006 9:39:41 am PDT #8395 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
erikaj, in Natter:
There's a story for the kiddos, huh?"Mommy knew she wanted to be with Daddy when the thought of some furniture store manager's hands on him made her postal with impotent rage."
lori - Apr 06, 2006 12:00:08 pm PDT #8396 of 10000
What were the names of those guys on shrift's Coke machine anyway? Related, in Natter:
ita: : Steve was recently adopted in conversation IRL as an equivalent to Bob, but we have no indication of his carrot likes or dislikes.
Steph L.: Dude, Bob can totally kick Steve's ass.
Gudanov: I dunno, I hear Steve fights dirty.
ita:
Dude, Bob can totally kick Steve's ass.You wait. It's only a matter of time before that's not what Bob is doing to Steve's ass, and we're all left here empty-handed.
bon bon: I am very confused by the switch from Bob to Steve. I enjoyed having Bob as a catch-all name for a Dude With Whom You Are Seen.
Jessica: Bob:Steve::relationship:crush Or something.
ita: One is dating Bob. One knows his carrotishness. Steve? Who knows. He might not make it to the second date.
Jessica: Bob:Steve::carrots:indeterminate vegetable (me:analogies::Bob:carrots)
tommyrot:
One is dating Bob. One knows his carrotishness. Steve? Who knows. He might not make it to the second date.
Or Steve's carrot might be... overcooked.
Steph L. :
>Dude, Bob can totally kick Steve's ass.
You wait. It's only a matter of time before that's not what Bob is doing to Steve's ass, and we're all left here empty-handed.
Brokeback Carrot?
ita: Steve NASTY.
Fred Pete: OK. I'm confused. But maybe that's because my first boyfriend was a Steve.
Frankenbuddha: Did he like carrots? Or Bob?
DavidS - Apr 06, 2006 2:18:07 pm PDT #8397 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Natter
Liese: I'm a piner, definitely. My 7th & 8th grade years were full of Jordan Catalano levels of pine. I pined so much and so woefully that you could build soft but inexpensive cabinets out of me.
Trudy Booth - Apr 07, 2006 6:16:56 am PDT #8398 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Deena: I keep looking around and thinking, "I can't believe this is really my house."
It's a completely 50s bungalow, and just so cute. The whole neighborhood looks like Pleasantville in a good way. There's even a 4 year old boy next door.
brenda m: Kara has a boyfriend, Kara has a boyfriend...or am I getting a little ahead of things?
askye: I was thinking more Kara has a new minion.
brenda m: I have a feeling that's a pretty meaningless distinction in KaraWorld.
Jesse - Apr 07, 2006 9:50:32 am PDT #8399 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In Natter:
tommyrot: I pity the poor Goth Republican Klingons....
Jilli: I don't. The ones I know are jerks.
Theodosia - Apr 07, 2006 3:03:52 pm PDT #8400 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
amych:
My secret anti-intellectualism is the only reason I've survived all these decades of hanging around universities.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 08, 2006 1:06:30 am PDT #8401 of 10000
What is even happening?
Typo Boy: I've been totally corrupted by the Buffistas. My first thought on hearing about the Gospel of Judas was - "Fan Fiction. Someone was too in love with the villain to let him stay evil."
Spidra Webster - Apr 08, 2006 10:35:00 am PDT #8402 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Topic!Cindy in Bitches:
Taxes done. Getting refund. Thankfully. Fire bad. CPA pretty.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 09, 2006 11:53:38 am PDT #8403 of 10000
What is even happening?
Spidra Webster: I happen to think the words "whine" and "whiner" are overused and meant to oppress those who have plenty to complain about.