What were the names of those guys on shrift's Coke machine anyway? Related, in
Natter:
ita:
: Steve was recently adopted in conversation IRL as an equivalent to Bob, but we have no indication of his carrot likes or dislikes.
Steph L.:
Dude, Bob can totally kick Steve's ass.
Gudanov:
I dunno, I hear Steve fights dirty.
ita:
Dude, Bob can totally kick Steve's ass.
You wait. It's only a matter of time before that's not what Bob is doing to Steve's ass, and we're all left here empty-handed.
bon bon:
I am very confused by the switch from Bob to Steve. I enjoyed having Bob as a catch-all name for a Dude With Whom You Are Seen.
Jessica:
Bob:Steve::relationship:crush
Or something.
ita:
One is dating Bob. One knows his carrotishness. Steve? Who knows. He might not make it to the second date.
Jessica:
Bob:Steve::carrots:indeterminate vegetable
(me:analogies::Bob:carrots)
tommyrot:
One is dating Bob. One knows his carrotishness. Steve? Who knows. He might not make it to the second date.
Or Steve's carrot might be... overcooked.
Steph L. :
>Dude, Bob can totally kick Steve's ass.
You wait. It's only a matter of time before that's not what Bob is doing to Steve's ass, and we're all left here empty-handed.
Brokeback Carrot?
ita:
Steve
NASTY.
Fred Pete:
OK. I'm confused. But maybe that's because my first boyfriend was a Steve.
Frankenbuddha:
Did he like carrots? Or Bob?
In Natter
Liese:
I'm a piner, definitely. My 7th & 8th grade years were full of Jordan Catalano levels of pine. I pined so much and so woefully that you could build soft but inexpensive cabinets out of me.
Deena:
I keep looking around and thinking, "I can't believe this is really my house."
It's a completely 50s bungalow, and just so cute. The whole neighborhood looks like Pleasantville in a good way. There's even a 4 year old boy next door.
brenda m:
Kara has a boyfriend, Kara has a boyfriend...or am I getting a little ahead of things?
askye:
I was thinking more Kara has a new minion.
brenda m:
I have a feeling that's a pretty meaningless distinction in KaraWorld.
In Natter:
tommyrot:
I pity the poor Goth Republican Klingons....
Jilli:
I don't. The ones I know are jerks.
Typo Boy:
I've been totally corrupted by the Buffistas. My first thought on hearing about the Gospel of Judas was - "Fan Fiction. Someone was too in love with the villain to let him stay evil."
Spidra Webster:
I happen to think the words "whine" and "whiner" are overused and meant to oppress those who have plenty to complain about.
Nobody posted this yet? It made me laugh and laugh and laugh. In Natter --
Strega:
When I was at the comic shop today I got Alan Moore's "The Courtyard" so any & all Cthulhu references are even funnier/creepier than usual.
Plei:
Cthulhu, like cows and monkeys, is always funny.
Lillian's musical stuffed octopus is named, err, Cthulhulaboo.
(Now I want for someone to start an 80s cover band called Kajathulhu.)
