Typo Boy: I've been totally corrupted by the Buffistas. My first thought on hearing about the Gospel of Judas was - "Fan Fiction. Someone was too in love with the villain to let him stay evil."
Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master. Bator.
Xander ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 08, 2006 1:06:30 am PDT #8401 of 10000
What is even happening?
Spidra Webster - Apr 08, 2006 10:35:00 am PDT #8402 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Topic!Cindy in Bitches:
Taxes done. Getting refund. Thankfully. Fire bad. CPA pretty.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 09, 2006 11:53:38 am PDT #8403 of 10000
What is even happening?
Spidra Webster: I happen to think the words "whine" and "whiner" are overused and meant to oppress those who have plenty to complain about.
Steph L. - Apr 10, 2006 9:28:40 am PDT #8404 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Nobody posted this yet? It made me laugh and laugh and laugh. In Natter --
Strega: When I was at the comic shop today I got Alan Moore's "The Courtyard" so any & all Cthulhu references are even funnier/creepier than usual.
Plei: Cthulhu, like cows and monkeys, is always funny.
Lillian's musical stuffed octopus is named, err, Cthulhulaboo.
(Now I want for someone to start an 80s cover band called Kajathulhu.)
Glamcookie - Apr 11, 2006 12:21:54 pm PDT #8405 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
In Bitches:
Cashmere:
It's the stranger penis that worries me.
Aimee:
I wish it had worried me in college.
esse - Apr 12, 2006 4:18:57 am PDT #8406 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
A morning-fresh quote for you all, from Bitches:
Fay: I speak as a slob, on behalf of my people. (They would have elected me, but it would have involved getting off the couch and they couldn't remember where they put the voting slips...)
Cashmere - Apr 12, 2006 10:00:58 am PDT #8407 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
shrift in Natter:
Coworker: "Hey, short-timer."
shrift: "Everyone's calling me that."
Coworker: "Well, it's like Prison Break. You're the one who's finally making a break for it."
shrift: "I gots mah escape plans tattooed on mah body."
Topic!Cindy - Apr 12, 2006 1:14:57 pm PDT #8408 of 10000
What is even happening?
billytea: When I was a kid I was very helpful. When I got into astrology I started advising my parents' friends on whether the stars said their marriage would last. (I was very sympathetic with the ones in trouble, of course.) Oh, and one time I got hold of a women's magazine and offered my mother and her friends advice on how to deal with any menstrual problems.
JohnSweden - Apr 12, 2006 7:05:27 pm PDT #8409 of 10000
I can't even.
Nobody posted this? FUCKOS!
Corwood, testing for RIO identity in Music:
If one poster-bot leaves the Midwest heading east at the speed of the Internet while continental drift brings the fuckos occupying a virtual message board into orbit of a cancelled tv show at the speed of ink drying, what time should I take a break and drink a coke?
Trudy Booth - Apr 13, 2006 5:36:23 am PDT #8410 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Welcome to the Cass & Billytea Show!!!!!
Cass: Soooo... I need fireplace tools. Especially as jabbing with a clicky lighter is obviously a bad idea given that it is inherently flammable...
Why are fireplace tools a seasonal item in Portland? I want a scoopy thing to remove ashes and a pokey thing to poke things about.
billytea: You'd be amazed how many animals adopt a similar philosophy come mating season.
Cass: BT, I saw a marmot! Are there marmots here? It was a little odd but really cute.
billytea: Yeah, they're pretty funny when you get them up to full speed.
Cass: It was nibbling grass. Should I chase the next one? Run, Marmot, run.
billytea: No, no, just sidle up to them. Let nature do the rest!
Cass: Twitchy little critters?
billytea: Hey, they're rodents. It's in the job description.
Cass:
- Twitch nose
- Forage for delicious treats
- FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
- Twitch nose