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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Trudy Booth - Apr 07, 2006 6:16:56 am PDT #8398 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Deena: I keep looking around and thinking, "I can't believe this is really my house."

It's a completely 50s bungalow, and just so cute. The whole neighborhood looks like Pleasantville in a good way. There's even a 4 year old boy next door.

brenda m: Kara has a boyfriend, Kara has a boyfriend...or am I getting a little ahead of things?

askye: I was thinking more Kara has a new minion.

brenda m: I have a feeling that's a pretty meaningless distinction in KaraWorld.

Jesse - Apr 07, 2006 9:50:32 am PDT #8399 of 10000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Natter:

tommyrot: I pity the poor Goth Republican Klingons....

Jilli: I don't. The ones I know are jerks.

Theodosia - Apr 07, 2006 3:03:52 pm PDT #8400 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

amych:

My secret anti-intellectualism is the only reason I've survived all these decades of hanging around universities.

Topic!Cindy - Apr 08, 2006 1:06:30 am PDT #8401 of 10000

What is even happening?

Typo Boy: I've been totally corrupted by the Buffistas. My first thought on hearing about the Gospel of Judas was - "Fan Fiction. Someone was too in love with the villain to let him stay evil."

Spidra Webster - Apr 08, 2006 10:35:00 am PDT #8402 of 10000

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Topic!Cindy in Bitches:

Taxes done. Getting refund. Thankfully. Fire bad. CPA pretty.

Topic!Cindy - Apr 09, 2006 11:53:38 am PDT #8403 of 10000

What is even happening?

Spidra Webster: I happen to think the words "whine" and "whiner" are overused and meant to oppress those who have plenty to complain about.

Steph L. - Apr 10, 2006 9:28:40 am PDT #8404 of 10000

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Nobody posted this yet? It made me laugh and laugh and laugh. In Natter --

Strega: When I was at the comic shop today I got Alan Moore's "The Courtyard" so any & all Cthulhu references are even funnier/creepier than usual.

Plei: Cthulhu, like cows and monkeys, is always funny.

Lillian's musical stuffed octopus is named, err, Cthulhulaboo.

(Now I want for someone to start an 80s cover band called Kajathulhu.)

Glamcookie - Apr 11, 2006 12:21:54 pm PDT #8405 of 10000

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

In Bitches:

Cashmere:

It's the stranger penis that worries me.

Aimee:

I wish it had worried me in college.

esse - Apr 12, 2006 4:18:57 am PDT #8406 of 10000

S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

A morning-fresh quote for you all, from Bitches:

Fay: I speak as a slob, on behalf of my people. (They would have elected me, but it would have involved getting off the couch and they couldn't remember where they put the voting slips...)

Cashmere - Apr 12, 2006 10:00:58 am PDT #8407 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

shrift in Natter:

Coworker: "Hey, short-timer."

shrift: "Everyone's calling me that."

Coworker: "Well, it's like Prison Break. You're the one who's finally making a break for it."

shrift: "I gots mah escape plans tattooed on mah body."

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