Sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed.

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Sue - Mar 22, 2006 12:15:20 pm PST #8367 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Natter

Jessica: The 20 Most Important Tools of All Time.

ita: Gutenberg doesn't even rate?

bon bon: Ari Fleischman doesn't even rate?


Pix - Mar 22, 2006 1:48:09 pm PST #8368 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

For sheer randomness, in Natter:

DavidS: What could possibly be cheerier than sandwiches?!?

Jilli VoiceOfReason: Pointy shoes.


aurelia - Mar 22, 2006 8:42:36 pm PST #8369 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

More on the buckled drywall worship...

Matt the Bruins fan:
That image looks more like Bullwinkle squinting and lowering his horns than Jesus Christ to me.

Tommyrot:
"Watch me raise this man from the dead!"

"Again? That trick never works!"


juliana - Mar 23, 2006 9:16:01 am PST #8370 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

The Toms go on an atheistic rampage in Natter:

Tom Scola: Atheists are "America's most distrusted minority".

TomW: I wouldn't trust us, either. We don't even support torture!

Oh well, back to my rampant materialism and cultural elitism. My gold-plated latte spoon makes me better than all of you! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HA.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 23, 2006 10:18:55 am PST #8371 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

From the VM thread:

Tom Scola: I'm intrigued by Aquaman. Having never seen the Smallville episode in question, I have a hard time imagining how a live-action show about Aquaman could possibly be anything but horrible.

Perkins: HoYay?

joe boucher Shouldn't that be H2oYay?


Jessica - Mar 23, 2006 2:26:02 pm PST #8372 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Cass, in Bitches:

Pot --> kettle --> #000000


Steph L. - Mar 23, 2006 5:27:22 pm PST #8373 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Bitches --

meara: Good lord! Carrots really are breaking out all over b.org!


meara - Mar 24, 2006 1:59:44 pm PST #8374 of 10000

In Literary:

David S.: It is a sad comment on our society that so few aspire to be tango pirates anymore.

Strega: Some of the tango pirates were really privateers for the dancing queen.


Scrappy - Mar 28, 2006 6:53:46 am PST #8375 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

TomW speaking culinarily in Natter:

I feel that chocolate is a big bully in most recipes. Stick any amount of chocolate into a sweet recipe and it muscles its way to the front.

It's a diva, it's a star, it refuses to play second fiddle to anything. You put a couple of chocolate chips in an oatmeal cookie and they sit there in your mouth shouting: "I'm still big, it's the cookies that got small!".

Raisins know how to work in an ensemble. I can work with Raisins.


JZ - Mar 28, 2006 8:29:11 am PST #8376 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

A tangent in the discussion on the many wonders of Snakes on a Plane:

ita: She's in the middle of filming on a shoestring budget (what's the etymology of that??)

P-C: In the late 1930s, Phineas T. Grantula very quickly ran out of money for his first film, Snakes in a Zoo, and he had to resort to the barter system, trading his shoestrings for location shoots. He very quickly ran out of shoestrings as well, which is when he turned to clubbing people on the street and stealing their shoes. Rather than, say, their wallets. In the end, Snakes in a Zoo was a flop anyway, opening the same weekend as Snakes Not in a Zoo, which made 800,000 nickels on opening night.