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Jen - Mar 22, 2006 10:48:10 am PST #8365 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Cindy again, being fun-nee:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more carroty and more temperate... --Shakespeare

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in carrots. --Einstein

One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is carrots. --Sophocles

CARROTS: The irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired. --Twain

At the touch of carrots, everyone becomes a poet. --Virgil

Steph L. - Mar 22, 2006 11:15:57 am PST #8366 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Natter --

Sean: And my low opinion of the people who would go pray to the buckled drywall does not stem from their beliefs, but from their praying to buckled drywall.

Jessica: And that is why you shall always be shunned by followers of the First Church of the Buckled Drywall.

Sue - Mar 22, 2006 12:15:20 pm PST #8367 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Natter

Jessica: The 20 Most Important Tools of All Time.

ita: Gutenberg doesn't even rate?

bon bon: Ari Fleischman doesn't even rate?

Pix - Mar 22, 2006 1:48:09 pm PST #8368 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

For sheer randomness, in Natter:

DavidS: What could possibly be cheerier than sandwiches?!?

Jilli VoiceOfReason: Pointy shoes.

aurelia - Mar 22, 2006 8:42:36 pm PST #8369 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

More on the buckled drywall worship...

Matt the Bruins fan:
That image looks more like Bullwinkle squinting and lowering his horns than Jesus Christ to me.

Tommyrot:
"Watch me raise this man from the dead!"

"Again? That trick never works!"

juliana - Mar 23, 2006 9:16:01 am PST #8370 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

The Toms go on an atheistic rampage in Natter:

Tom Scola: Atheists are "America's most distrusted minority".

TomW: I wouldn't trust us, either. We don't even support torture!

Oh well, back to my rampant materialism and cultural elitism. My gold-plated latte spoon makes me better than all of you! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HA.

Frankenbuddha - Mar 23, 2006 10:18:55 am PST #8371 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

From the VM thread:

Tom Scola: I'm intrigued by Aquaman. Having never seen the Smallville episode in question, I have a hard time imagining how a live-action show about Aquaman could possibly be anything but horrible.

Perkins: HoYay?

joe boucher Shouldn't that be H2oYay?

Jessica - Mar 23, 2006 2:26:02 pm PST #8372 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Cass, in Bitches:

Pot --> kettle --> #000000

Steph L. - Mar 23, 2006 5:27:22 pm PST #8373 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Bitches --

meara: Good lord! Carrots really are breaking out all over b.org!

meara - Mar 24, 2006 1:59:44 pm PST #8374 of 10000

In Literary:

David S.: It is a sad comment on our society that so few aspire to be tango pirates anymore.

Strega: Some of the tango pirates were really privateers for the dancing queen.

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