And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Betsy HP - Nov 14, 2002 2:36:00 pm PST #836 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Beat me to it.


Anne W. - Nov 14, 2002 4:41:49 pm PST #837 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

BHP in Buffy (non-spoilery)

Didn't Pmoon say it was actually either Klingon or Vulcan? In which case, stripping out the "my GOD this makeup itches" inflection would seriously distort the meaning.


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 14, 2002 5:10:49 pm PST #838 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Micole in Buffy, v. spoilery:

Dear Jane Espenson,

When I said I wanted closure for Jonathan, that wasn't exactly what I meant. But since it was an episode co-written by you, I know you killed him *with love*. And also a sharp pointy object.

Sincerely,

M.


Cindy - Nov 14, 2002 6:08:22 pm PST #839 of 10000
Nobody

Victor sets 'em up, Betsy knocks 'em down in Firefly...

As Tim's pointed out a couple of times, Firefly is cheaper to make than Buffy.

You can only make Buffy if you're dead.

<duck, run>


Trudy Booth - Nov 15, 2002 12:47:19 am PST #840 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Miracleman: This is why I don't go to theaters....

Aimee: These are reasons why we don't go ANYWHERE!


Steph L. - Nov 15, 2002 5:21:41 am PST #841 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Bitches:

Rebecca Lizard: I may be the articulate, self-aware teenager of today. But, I'm just saying, I would not mind an orgy over in this corner.

PMM: The teenaged-type, all macking and groping, but no actual Sex, just leads to horrible yearbook signings.

Best to avoid.


Theodosia - Nov 15, 2002 7:30:30 am PST #842 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Heather Alayne, on the bitter yet necessary-unto-life fluid:

If the coffee gods require the sacrifice of a piece of toe, so be it. I would have given more, so long as they keep that sweet juice flowing.


Allyson - Nov 15, 2002 8:44:47 am PST #843 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Tim Minear in an interview at the Firefly site:

Do I read the message board? Uh, no. I don't even have an internet connection. Anyone claiming to be me on the net is a liar. No. I read it all the time. And no good can come from it.


Betsy HP - Nov 15, 2002 1:12:47 pm PST #844 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Connie Neil in Bitches:

I shouldn't put stickers on my car. It's like a sentence of death. For the car and the sticker. Maybe the cars object to symbols of ownership such as bumper stickers, it offends their dream that someday they'll be free and run with the herd of wild cars out on the prairie again.


DXMachina - Nov 15, 2002 1:23:19 pm PST #845 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Betsy, in Natter:

I hate fun. Especially other people's fun.