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§ ita § - Oct 19, 2005 1:58:21 pm PDT #8127 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Prognosticatey in Firefly:

Kevin:
The week of Serenity mudslinging begins tomorrow! From the theatre counts it looks like Serenity is going to almost completely disappear in the US on Friday.

Allyson:
I'm not sure why that triggers mudslinging.

brenda m:
Oh! I know! Cause we can all blamey on each other, and this time, we can back it up with data! Rock on.

Unrelatedly, does Google have a site yet where I can get specific by-theatre attendance numbers for theatres near people I don't like anyway, so I can start throwing some rocks? Just asking.

Aims - Oct 21, 2005 9:33:12 am PDT #8128 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Allyson in GWW:

I mean, I could have come up with the name Lance Steelcock somewhere, but I have no recollection of it and don't want to take credit for anyone else's phallus.

DCJensen - Oct 21, 2005 4:09:50 pm PDT #8129 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

Two in a row...Context? What context?

Allyson in Firefly:

Minearverse is soaps, crafts, feminism, and pictures of dogs.

Cashmere - Oct 21, 2005 6:21:03 pm PDT #8130 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

In Bitches on the dangers of crockpotting:

beth b

The worst thing about dinner in a crockpot -- it starts smelling so good....

and I have to wait ....

ita

Never crock when you're at home! It's slow torture.

beth b

now she tells me ...

Pix - Oct 21, 2005 6:44:03 pm PDT #8131 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

The fact that this quote came from Bureaucraxy makes it even better.

Ginger: I'm kind of in the mood for a fresh bout of torture.

Kat - Oct 24, 2005 7:31:06 pm PDT #8132 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

In Natter:

msbelle: I know George is adorable, but would anyone who watches the show really date a George in real life?

sumi: It's not as if the character is dating either.

Pix - Oct 24, 2005 7:32:54 pm PDT #8133 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In F2F:

Aimée: Do you have mice in the back yard for the Dread Beast to pounce on?

Jilli VoiceOfReason: No. And Dread Beast probably couldn't be bothered to pounce on *anything*. But he does like going outside and eating grass.

Aimée: I had friends like that in college.

Glamcookie - Oct 25, 2005 11:46:31 am PDT #8134 of 10000

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

ita in Natter:

Does anyone here watch SOAPnet? There's a promo for one of their themed shows which shows two guys in bed with one woman, and I'm wondering when soaps got that porny. Also, which soap, and when it airs.

DCJensen - Oct 25, 2005 7:47:26 pm PDT #8135 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

meara, in Bitches:

My grandmother used to say "Everybody's weird. If you don't think they're weird, you just don't know them well enough". My father added "If you think you know them and they're still not weird, talk to them about money"

deborah grabien - Oct 26, 2005 8:30:12 am PDT #8136 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Whimpering with laughter, and context is irrelevant. My divine erika in GWW:

I know, Brain, but where on the internet are you going to find a wheelbarrow, penne pasta and Walter Cronkite?

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