Allyson in GWW:
I mean, I could have come up with the name Lance Steelcock somewhere, but I have no recollection of it and don't want to take credit for anyone else's phallus.
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Allyson in GWW:
I mean, I could have come up with the name Lance Steelcock somewhere, but I have no recollection of it and don't want to take credit for anyone else's phallus.
Two in a row...Context? What context?
Allyson in Firefly:
Minearverse is soaps, crafts, feminism, and pictures of dogs.
In Bitches on the dangers of crockpotting:
beth b
The worst thing about dinner in a crockpot -- it starts smelling so good....
and I have to wait ....
ita
Never crock when you're at home! It's slow torture.
beth b
now she tells me ...
The fact that this quote came from Bureaucraxy makes it even better.
Ginger: I'm kind of in the mood for a fresh bout of torture.
In Natter:
msbelle: I know George is adorable, but would anyone who watches the show really date a George in real life?
sumi: It's not as if the character is dating either.
In F2F:
Aimée: Do you have mice in the back yard for the Dread Beast to pounce on?
Jilli VoiceOfReason: No. And Dread Beast probably couldn't be bothered to pounce on *anything*. But he does like going outside and eating grass.
Aimée: I had friends like that in college.
ita in Natter:
Does anyone here watch SOAPnet? There's a promo for one of their themed shows which shows two guys in bed with one woman, and I'm wondering when soaps got that porny. Also, which soap, and when it airs.
meara, in Bitches:
My grandmother used to say "Everybody's weird. If you don't think they're weird, you just don't know them well enough". My father added "If you think you know them and they're still not weird, talk to them about money"
Whimpering with laughter, and context is irrelevant. My divine erika in GWW:
I know, Brain, but where on the internet are you going to find a wheelbarrow, penne pasta and Walter Cronkite?
Tommyrot, in Minearverse, context be damned:
What's the point of having genetic engineering if we can't play God and make animals exactly the way we want them?
As soon as they come out with a do-it-yourself home-genetic-engineering kit, I'm gonna make me an emperor penguin that's house-broken and has the personality of a Siamese cat.