The fact that this quote came from Bureaucraxy makes it even better.
Ginger: I'm kind of in the mood for a fresh bout of torture.
I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.
River ,'Safe'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Pix - Oct 21, 2005 6:44:03 pm PDT #8131 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Kat - Oct 24, 2005 7:31:06 pm PDT #8132 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
In Natter:
msbelle: I know George is adorable, but would anyone who watches the show really date a George in real life?
sumi: It's not as if the character is dating either.
Pix - Oct 24, 2005 7:32:54 pm PDT #8133 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In F2F:
Aimée: Do you have mice in the back yard for the Dread Beast to pounce on?
Jilli VoiceOfReason: No. And Dread Beast probably couldn't be bothered to pounce on *anything*. But he does like going outside and eating grass.
Aimée: I had friends like that in college.
Glamcookie - Oct 25, 2005 11:46:31 am PDT #8134 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
ita in Natter:
Does anyone here watch SOAPnet? There's a promo for one of their themed shows which shows two guys in bed with one woman, and I'm wondering when soaps got that porny. Also, which soap, and when it airs.
DCJensen - Oct 25, 2005 7:47:26 pm PDT #8135 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
meara, in Bitches:
My grandmother used to say "Everybody's weird. If you don't think they're weird, you just don't know them well enough". My father added "If you think you know them and they're still not weird, talk to them about money"
deborah grabien - Oct 26, 2005 8:30:12 am PDT #8136 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Whimpering with laughter, and context is irrelevant. My divine erika in GWW:
I know, Brain, but where on the internet are you going to find a wheelbarrow, penne pasta and Walter Cronkite?
Jessica - Oct 26, 2005 5:11:54 pm PDT #8137 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Tommyrot, in Minearverse, context be damned:
What's the point of having genetic engineering if we can't play God and make animals exactly the way we want them?
As soon as they come out with a do-it-yourself home-genetic-engineering kit, I'm gonna make me an emperor penguin that's house-broken and has the personality of a Siamese cat.
Trudy Booth - Oct 27, 2005 6:12:55 am PDT #8138 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Gudanov: ION, Leif invented a new recipie for chocolate chip cookies. Take a carton of eggs, break onto carpet. Add one large container of Nestle Quik and a cup of milk. Let stand until discovered.
DCJensen - Oct 27, 2005 6:56:31 pm PDT #8139 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Jessica, in Sunnydale Press:
In case any other NYCistas are wondering what that weird sweet smell is, I just called 311 about it, and they connected me to 911 (apparently odor complaints require emergency assistance!), who connected me to the fire department, who said they've been getting calls all night about this, and that it's all over the city, but they don't know what's causing it.So that's that.
I don't think I've COMM'd Press before...
Ginger - Oct 28, 2005 6:15:42 am PDT #8140 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
In Bitches:
Gudanov: Yesterday while I was at work Leif got his little hands on a bottle of infant Tylendol somehow. He used the dropper to start painting his walls with it. When he was discovered and asked what he was doing he replied, "I don't know... I'm only three."
Trudy Booth: I'm so happy he's an artist. And that he didn't swig the stuff.
sumi: Yes, what a relief that he was painting rather than drinking!
erikaj: Toulouse Lautrec's family used to say that all the time too.