Whimpering with laughter, and context is irrelevant. My divine erika in GWW:
I know, Brain, but where on the internet are you going to find a wheelbarrow, penne pasta and Walter Cronkite?
Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?
Cordelia ,'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
deborah grabien - Oct 26, 2005 8:30:12 am PDT #8136 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Jessica - Oct 26, 2005 5:11:54 pm PDT #8137 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Tommyrot, in Minearverse, context be damned:
What's the point of having genetic engineering if we can't play God and make animals exactly the way we want them?
As soon as they come out with a do-it-yourself home-genetic-engineering kit, I'm gonna make me an emperor penguin that's house-broken and has the personality of a Siamese cat.
Trudy Booth - Oct 27, 2005 6:12:55 am PDT #8138 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Gudanov: ION, Leif invented a new recipie for chocolate chip cookies. Take a carton of eggs, break onto carpet. Add one large container of Nestle Quik and a cup of milk. Let stand until discovered.
DCJensen - Oct 27, 2005 6:56:31 pm PDT #8139 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Jessica, in Sunnydale Press:
In case any other NYCistas are wondering what that weird sweet smell is, I just called 311 about it, and they connected me to 911 (apparently odor complaints require emergency assistance!), who connected me to the fire department, who said they've been getting calls all night about this, and that it's all over the city, but they don't know what's causing it.So that's that.
I don't think I've COMM'd Press before...
Ginger - Oct 28, 2005 6:15:42 am PDT #8140 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
In Bitches:
Gudanov: Yesterday while I was at work Leif got his little hands on a bottle of infant Tylendol somehow. He used the dropper to start painting his walls with it. When he was discovered and asked what he was doing he replied, "I don't know... I'm only three."
Trudy Booth: I'm so happy he's an artist. And that he didn't swig the stuff.
sumi: Yes, what a relief that he was painting rather than drinking!
erikaj: Toulouse Lautrec's family used to say that all the time too.
Anne W. - Oct 30, 2005 9:54:08 am PST #8141 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
In Bitches, erika muses about what British faith healers would be like:
(Actually the thought of a British faith healing amuses.) "Well, if it's okay with you, I've told the nasty demon to step off now."
"Really? Ta ever so." (Suppilcant stands) Great, I can walk...that's really brilliant. Been a really long time."(Audience claps like at Wimbledon)
Gris - Oct 30, 2005 3:54:53 pm PST #8142 of 10000
Hey. New board.
Jars sums it up in Fan Fiction:
I think the thing I find most charming about SGA slash is the hot men that do sex.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 01, 2005 11:17:50 am PST #8143 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Minearverse:
Allyson:
I'm so bored. Ima start a kerfuffle.
Tim Minear's writing sucks. Also, Wesley sucks....
Perkins:
Wesley doesn't suck at all
amych:
You haven't been reading the right fic
Pix - Nov 01, 2005 4:18:45 pm PST #8144 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Almare: Someone's cell phone just went off in here. It played "Tusk." Being a library, everyone turned and glared silently. The librarian, whom you would expect to say, "Shush!" Instead replied, "Oh for the love of... This is a library. Please turn off all cell phones. In the case your phone does go off, please set the ring to a song that doesn't degrade humanity."
Frankenbuddha - Nov 01, 2005 5:14:56 pm PST #8145 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
So. I didn't know where to begin with the next. It was in the midst of a discussion of Halloween appropos movies, but the following made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe (around Corwood's post, though I was already well on the way to asphyxiation):
edited because I screwed the link up, and D. reposted the whole relevant exchange.