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Topic!Cindy - Oct 18, 2005 8:07:43 am PDT #8125 of 10000
What is even happening?

Emily: I'd like to offer up a question to the hivemind. If you were submitting your resume to support your application for, oh, anything at all, would you include the freaking end dates of your previous positions, or just the starting years, as though perhaps you were still teaching in Prague despite having worked in Kansas for the last 17 years?!?!

It needed a double interrobang. I mean, it's personally annoying for me, because I need to ferret out end dates or make them up out of whole cloth, but what really gets to me is -- how can anyone think this is appropriate? Why would you just put the start years?

Calli: I'd only do this if my job history had some holes:

1997: Started at Big Important Company 2001: Started at Small, yet Boutique and Impressive Company (unsaid: January 1998: booted from BIC and spent the next three years living in parents' basement, eating junk food, and writing porny fanfic. Which I'd worry about being my fate in a few months if it wasn't for the fact that my parents don't have a basement. So you can imagine my relief.)


Kate P. - Oct 19, 2005 7:29:12 am PDT #8126 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I'm just the setup, in Natter:

Kate P.: I have a question: if it's the 21st named storm, how come it starts with the 23rd letter of the alphabet? Shouldn't it be Hurricane Uma?

Dana: They skip some letters.

Calli: I believe they skip U, X, Y, and Z. And possibly Q. Pity. If we had to have this many hurricanes in a season, the least they could do would be to name one "Xena". Or "Zod". I'm not picky.

amych: They skip q, u, x, y, and z in the naming scheme.

(Hugely x-posty, natch. Or should that be alpha-posty, since the alphabet ends after W.)

(Leading me to wonder, does the world?)


§ ita § - Oct 19, 2005 1:58:21 pm PDT #8127 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Prognosticatey in Firefly:

Kevin:
The week of Serenity mudslinging begins tomorrow! From the theatre counts it looks like Serenity is going to almost completely disappear in the US on Friday.

Allyson:
I'm not sure why that triggers mudslinging.

brenda m:
Oh! I know! Cause we can all blamey on each other, and this time, we can back it up with data! Rock on.

Unrelatedly, does Google have a site yet where I can get specific by-theatre attendance numbers for theatres near people I don't like anyway, so I can start throwing some rocks? Just asking.


Aims - Oct 21, 2005 9:33:12 am PDT #8128 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Allyson in GWW:

I mean, I could have come up with the name Lance Steelcock somewhere, but I have no recollection of it and don't want to take credit for anyone else's phallus.


DCJensen - Oct 21, 2005 4:09:50 pm PDT #8129 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Two in a row...Context? What context?

Allyson in Firefly:

Minearverse is soaps, crafts, feminism, and pictures of dogs.


Cashmere - Oct 21, 2005 6:21:03 pm PDT #8130 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

In Bitches on the dangers of crockpotting:

beth b

The worst thing about dinner in a crockpot -- it starts smelling so good....

and I have to wait ....

ita

Never crock when you're at home! It's slow torture.

beth b

now she tells me ...


Pix - Oct 21, 2005 6:44:03 pm PDT #8131 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

The fact that this quote came from Bureaucraxy makes it even better.

Ginger: I'm kind of in the mood for a fresh bout of torture.


Kat - Oct 24, 2005 7:31:06 pm PDT #8132 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

In Natter:

msbelle: I know George is adorable, but would anyone who watches the show really date a George in real life?

sumi: It's not as if the character is dating either.


Pix - Oct 24, 2005 7:32:54 pm PDT #8133 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In F2F:

Aimée: Do you have mice in the back yard for the Dread Beast to pounce on?

Jilli VoiceOfReason: No. And Dread Beast probably couldn't be bothered to pounce on *anything*. But he does like going outside and eating grass.

Aimée: I had friends like that in college.


Glamcookie - Oct 25, 2005 11:46:31 am PDT #8134 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

ita in Natter:

Does anyone here watch SOAPnet? There's a promo for one of their themed shows which shows two guys in bed with one woman, and I'm wondering when soaps got that porny. Also, which soap, and when it airs.