Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Betsy HP - Sep 13, 2005 3:44:57 pm PDT #8057 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Emily: At one point I was up to 59,685/5,491,020 and didn't know if I would ever see integer-land again.


Gus - Sep 13, 2005 3:56:29 pm PDT #8058 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Did I get that backwards?

Ok. Get Life sets people up. Kristen guts them.

Welcome to Buffistas.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 13, 2005 4:18:43 pm PDT #8059 of 10000
What is even happening?

Gus, you might want to edit them when you get a chance, so that when shrift collects them for the BRQG, they're correctly attributed.

/still sad Julie got my Scarlett O'Hara bosom attribution


Ginger - Sep 13, 2005 5:59:02 pm PDT #8060 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Steph , summing up the Buffista experience:

Gus, we're Buffistas. We have opinions on shows we've never watched, food we've never eaten, people we've never fucked.

It's what we do.


Gus - Sep 13, 2005 6:15:18 pm PDT #8061 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Trudy, Natter:

I enjoyed Bones.

The two or three of us should form a little club and give ourselves a nickname.

Zenkitty: Boners


Kate P. - Sep 13, 2005 6:19:48 pm PDT #8062 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In Natter:

Emily: You guys posted 55 messages while I was off figuring out geometrical interpretations of quadratic formulae. That's sort of depressing, as that took much longer than necessary. Also, I see that for once I might have actually known about House during the time it was on, but no. History of Math homework.

(By the way, I totally figured it out, too. It involves a gnomon. You all wish you were me.)

brenda m: If I'd known there were gnomes in math, it might have kept my interest longer.

billytea: They're what make the maths work. Every time you've said to yourself "Carry the 1"? They're the carriers.

So when you get the wrong answer, it's not because you made a mistake, it's shiftless gnomes.


Deena - Sep 14, 2005 11:08:09 am PDT #8063 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Shrift in Fan Fiction: Okay, so, just now my eyes rolled back in my head and I flailed about in the universal signal of My Tits, They Have Been Got On.


Betsy HP - Sep 14, 2005 12:15:12 pm PDT #8064 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

bad fanfic: Michael was giving her head, blowing her or eating her who cared what the vernacular was; all she knew was that it felt soooooo gooooooood and that she was glad it was this handsome man making her feel so actualized.

Vonnie K: I would have paid a lot more attention during Psychology 101 if Erickson or Manslow or whassisface specified there was oral sex at the end of the hierarchy of needs.


lori - Sep 14, 2005 2:45:14 pm PDT #8065 of 10000

Corrected, since it's been sitting there incorrect.

In Minearverse:

Got Life: Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice...

Kristen: And, sometimes, they gut you, just to watch you die.


libkitty - Sep 15, 2005 11:47:22 am PDT #8066 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Emily in Bitches:

Boys are as a closed book to me.

Make that a glued-shut book. About aerospace engineering or something.