Gus, you might want to edit them when you get a chance, so that when shrift collects them for the BRQG, they're correctly attributed.
/still sad Julie got my Scarlett O'Hara bosom attribution
Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.
'Jaynestown'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 13, 2005 4:18:43 pm PDT #8059 of 10000
What is even happening?
Ginger - Sep 13, 2005 5:59:02 pm PDT #8060 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Steph , summing up the Buffista experience:
Gus, we're Buffistas. We have opinions on shows we've never watched, food we've never eaten, people we've never fucked.
It's what we do.
Gus - Sep 13, 2005 6:15:18 pm PDT #8061 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Trudy, Natter:
I enjoyed Bones.
The two or three of us should form a little club and give ourselves a nickname.
Zenkitty: Boners
Kate P. - Sep 13, 2005 6:19:48 pm PDT #8062 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Natter:
Emily: You guys posted 55 messages while I was off figuring out geometrical interpretations of quadratic formulae. That's sort of depressing, as that took much longer than necessary. Also, I see that for once I might have actually known about House during the time it was on, but no. History of Math homework.
(By the way, I totally figured it out, too. It involves a gnomon. You all wish you were me.)
brenda m: If I'd known there were gnomes in math, it might have kept my interest longer.
billytea: They're what make the maths work. Every time you've said to yourself "Carry the 1"? They're the carriers.
So when you get the wrong answer, it's not because you made a mistake, it's shiftless gnomes.
Deena - Sep 14, 2005 11:08:09 am PDT #8063 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Shrift in Fan Fiction: Okay, so, just now my eyes rolled back in my head and I flailed about in the universal signal of My Tits, They Have Been Got On.
Betsy HP - Sep 14, 2005 12:15:12 pm PDT #8064 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
bad fanfic: Michael was giving her head, blowing her or eating her who cared what the vernacular was; all she knew was that it felt soooooo gooooooood and that she was glad it was this handsome man making her feel so actualized.
Vonnie K: I would have paid a lot more attention during Psychology 101 if Erickson or Manslow or whassisface specified there was oral sex at the end of the hierarchy of needs.
lori - Sep 14, 2005 2:45:14 pm PDT #8065 of 10000
Corrected, since it's been sitting there incorrect.
In Minearverse:
Got Life: Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice...
Kristen: And, sometimes, they gut you, just to watch you die.
libkitty - Sep 15, 2005 11:47:22 am PDT #8066 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Emily in Bitches:
Boys are as a closed book to me.
Make that a glued-shut book. About aerospace engineering or something.
Cass - Sep 15, 2005 7:02:25 pm PDT #8067 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
in Natter ...
Vonnie: Also, the lead agent is ungodly hot and there was shirtlessness in the first episode. What more do you need?
brenda: A link?
libkitty - Sep 16, 2005 4:29:49 pm PDT #8068 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
connie neil in Natter:
I remember the SCA fighter practice where my husband went up against the King in a sparring practice. The King, being a really good fighter (which is how he got to be King), had let his own beliefs about his skills lull him into neglected an important piece of armor. Hubby is a left-hander with nearly 30 years experience, and King Brion didn't have oodles of experience against lefties. Hubby swung, and King Brion squeaked and did his best curling bacon imitation on the floor.
Everyone was horrified--"He clocked the King!". The Queen stomped over. It takes a lot for Queen Anna to stomp, because she's a very tiny woman. She glared down at her husband.
"You didn't put your cup in, did you."
A very faint "no".
"You didn't think Dragan (hubby) would get a shot in on you, did you."
weak head shake
She kicked him in his armored butt. "Idiot. I want kids someday, you know." As she stomped away she yelled, "Someone get our stupid King off the floor!"
Hubby helped, and Brion thanked him for not laughing.
Your hubby may not have been laughing, but I sure was!