msbelle harshing on the cowgirl in Natter:

Jesse: Am poor student. Must not plan trips.

msbelle: look into a refund for your English classes.

Actually, you know what, that ENTIRE CONVERSATION made me laugh so hard I practically swallowed my own uvula, so I'm COMMing a good sizeable chunk of it right now, so there:

ita: I'm buying a cuddle lounge.

msbelle: good, I need an excuse to get to LA again. cuddling with you will be it, pencil me in, invite friends.

DX: Don't forget the pink bunny suits. Because that would be the cutest.

msbelle: are you suggesting that I am a furry? cause I'd hate for you to go from favorite to blocked in one post.

Kat: how is DX the favorite?!

am heartbroken. will go cry in my chocolate cake now.

msbelle: oh honey, that is so cute that you thought you were the favorite. let me mark that post to smile at.

Perkins: You know what? People in my office really need to learn that 5:57 on Friday is NOT the fucking right time to call with an hour and a half long project.

Kat: pthptt. That's it. msbelle's OFF THE LIST.

When you wake up and we're all gone, you'll know why.

msbelle: cause you had to go to the grocery store?

I am SO getting raptured before you.

DX: I was not suggesting sexual activity while in bunny suits, just that ita always looks especially cute when she wears hers.

msbelle: whew, I was worried.

ita: I've heard those suits are quite pricey, and you wouldn't want to do much more than cuddle in them, otherwise they might get messed up.

FOR THE RECORD, I DIDN'T BRING THIS UP, MSBELLE. YOU DID.

msbelle: such a cutiedhead.

Robin: I had chocolate cake last night AIWFG! Kat--that is my new favorite cake of all time. Thought you kight like to know that, if you were going to be, you know, buying cake any time soon...

msbelle: is someone having a birthday? HUH.

ita: What possible circumstances could there possibly be coming up with Robin and cake?

Damn! I forgot to use the word "spooge" in #4208!

msbelle: ita, no one likes the potty mouth.

ita: Allyson gets away with it!

msbelle: oh, Allyson is way cuter than you, that's why.

Perkins: So no one is going to empathize with me that I had to stay until 7:30, after having not enough to do all day?

msbelle: I was at work until 8 the past two nights and I returned from a 3 day 2 city trip teh day before.

IOW, I win.

Kat: t ignoring msbelle because she's dead to me now

Okay. I"ll remember special Parisian cake for special lady's birthday.

ETA: poor perkins. But you get to travel soon.

ita: Spooge.

Spooge and goolies.

Goolie goolie goolie.

So there.

msbelle: It's only a flesh wound.

Robin: :: dancing special pre-cake dance::

Kat: I'll even have them put pretty writing on it for you, Robin.

t muttering EAT IT at msbelle

Perkins:

I was at work until 8 the past two nights and I returned from a 3 day 2 city trip teh day before.

IOW, I win

Yeah, but I'm not a furry.

msbelle: it's amazing anyone even speaks to you.

eta: wow, look how well taht applies to ita, Kat, & Perkins.

Kat: t ô

billytea: Spooge and goolies, spooge and goolies
Go together like ropes and pulleys...

Nattering

Raq: I like to think my LifeGem would zap proselytizers and Republicans, but I'd probably just zap people who own Glitter on DVD.

Cass: I took half an Ambien a while ago and instead of putting me to sleep like it does 19 out of 20 times, it made me just not care. I am quite relaxed and reading badfic instead. And I don't care. Perhaps I will eventually fall asleep from the ennui.

Allyson in Bureacracy. This wouldn't be too hard to code up, would it?

Hm. Can we maybe do that Amazon thing where we can make recommendations? Like, "if you like posts by Rio, you may also like posts by msbelle."

Similarly, "if you have Allyson blocked, you may also want to block Kat."

Also in Bureaucracy:

Aimee: If this weren't a kerfuflle

Tom Scola: It's a kerfauxfle.

Billytea in F2F: Super Porny Pants, starting with something coy since... Oh, since she started arranging her men in order of coyness.

In Firefly:

Steph L.:

The CHUD have a foundation now? I didn't even know they had TV....

Are they stealing the Morlocks' cable?

tommyrot:

Yes, by using their trained sewer alligators to bite off the Morlocks' cables and drag them to the CHUD saunas.

Steph:

Hell, they're organized! I had no idea. I thought the CHUD were still just roaming at random and attacking whoever was unfortunate enough to cross their path!

Do they have a health plan now?

tommyrot:

Unfortunately, they still feed their sick and injured to the alligators.

Steph:

Well, that *is* a plan, of sorts. Not a good plan, but a plan nonetheless.

And also, it's better than my HMO.

More from Bureaucraxy, which brought the funny today:

Wolfram: How about a War/Politics/Religion/Cat thread?

brenda m: Only if it's all whitefont, all the time.

In fact, I propose that for every thread. We'll use code letters to hint as to the content.

C=Bacon + Swiss are Teh Yum, Unless There Are Olives of Cilantro, In Which Case Bleagh
R=Cats
M=Politics and/or What I Had For Lunch (NO CROSSOVER WITH C or People Will Be Spoiled!)
D=No Serial Comma in this Post.
L=Other

ita: I hate faith.

That doesn't make me a bad person, does it?

Aimée: Death Eater.

ita: Dammit.