Billytea in F2F: Super Porny Pants, starting with something coy since... Oh, since she started arranging her men in order of coyness.

In Firefly:

Steph L.:

The CHUD have a foundation now? I didn't even know they had TV....

Are they stealing the Morlocks' cable?

tommyrot:

Yes, by using their trained sewer alligators to bite off the Morlocks' cables and drag them to the CHUD saunas.

Steph:

Hell, they're organized! I had no idea. I thought the CHUD were still just roaming at random and attacking whoever was unfortunate enough to cross their path!

Do they have a health plan now?

tommyrot:

Unfortunately, they still feed their sick and injured to the alligators.

Steph:

Well, that *is* a plan, of sorts. Not a good plan, but a plan nonetheless.

And also, it's better than my HMO.

More from Bureaucraxy, which brought the funny today:

Wolfram: How about a War/Politics/Religion/Cat thread?

brenda m: Only if it's all whitefont, all the time.

In fact, I propose that for every thread. We'll use code letters to hint as to the content.

C=Bacon + Swiss are Teh Yum, Unless There Are Olives of Cilantro, In Which Case Bleagh
R=Cats
M=Politics and/or What I Had For Lunch (NO CROSSOVER WITH C or People Will Be Spoiled!)
D=No Serial Comma in this Post.
L=Other

ita: I hate faith.

That doesn't make me a bad person, does it?

Aimée: Death Eater.

ita: Dammit.

In Natter:

Trudy Booth:

"I think that part of education is to expose people to different schools of thought," Bush said. "You're asking me whether or not people ought to be exposed to different ideas, the answer is yes."

That is FANTASTIC news!

It's the end of Abstainance Only sex ed, right?

Nutty in natter, and who needs context? Not us:

2. People who believe that major corporations would actually put "devil worship" in a line-item budget need to be beaten with an old-time mechanical calculator. You put that expense under "Travel and Entertainment."

Jesse -

Oh totally -- practically everything in the world is too complex for the layperson to understand. Electricity? MAGIC! Television? TINY PEOPLE IN A BOX!

amych -

Not just tiny people, Jesse. Elves in a box.

Jesse -

Wow, those are elves? They look just like regular people, only little. Huh.

Cass, in Bitches

Trying to mentally meara is haaaaard. t /Buffista Barbie

Shrift: More of a First Against the Wall When the Revolution Comes.

DXMachina: You're gonna need a bigger wall.

shrift: Think China will let me borrow theirs?

DXMachina: Will it be big enough?

Dana: I smell a road trip!

DXMachina: You'll need a theme song:

We're off on the road to the Great Wall,
To wipe out some folks we don't like.
Since we're goin', while we're goin', we can have a bash,
The odds are eight to five that we will read a lot of slash.

That first bit is shrift, not me.