Cass: I took half an Ambien a while ago and instead of putting me to sleep like it does 19 out of 20 times, it made me just not care. I am quite relaxed and reading badfic instead. And I don't care. Perhaps I will eventually fall asleep from the ennui.
Let him do his thing, and then you get him out. No messing with him for laughs.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Aug 01, 2005 4:12:08 am PDT #7911 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
billytea - Aug 01, 2005 2:33:43 pm PDT #7912 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Allyson in Bureacracy. This wouldn't be too hard to code up, would it?
Hm. Can we maybe do that Amazon thing where we can make recommendations? Like, "if you like posts by Rio, you may also like posts by msbelle."
Similarly, "if you have Allyson blocked, you may also want to block Kat."
billytea - Aug 01, 2005 2:33:56 pm PDT #7913 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Also in Bureaucracy:
Aimee: If this weren't a kerfuflle
Tom Scola: It's a kerfauxfle.
Deena - Aug 01, 2005 3:38:38 pm PDT #7914 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Billytea in F2F: Super Porny Pants, starting with something coy since... Oh, since she started arranging her men in order of coyness.
Gris - Aug 01, 2005 6:13:41 pm PDT #7915 of 10000
Hey. New board.
In Firefly:
Steph L.:
The CHUD have a foundation now? I didn't even know they had TV....
Are they stealing the Morlocks' cable?
tommyrot:
Yes, by using their trained sewer alligators to bite off the Morlocks' cables and drag them to the CHUD saunas.
Steph:
Hell, they're organized! I had no idea. I thought the CHUD were still just roaming at random and attacking whoever was unfortunate enough to cross their path!
Do they have a health plan now?
tommyrot:
Unfortunately, they still feed their sick and injured to the alligators.
Steph:
Well, that *is* a plan, of sorts. Not a good plan, but a plan nonetheless.
And also, it's better than my HMO.
Volans - Aug 01, 2005 9:38:13 pm PDT #7916 of 10000
move out and draw fire
More from Bureaucraxy, which brought the funny today:
Wolfram: How about a War/Politics/Religion/Cat thread?
brenda m: Only if it's all whitefont, all the time.
In fact, I propose that for every thread. We'll use code letters to hint as to the content.
C=Bacon + Swiss are Teh Yum, Unless There Are Olives of Cilantro, In Which Case Bleagh
R=Cats
M=Politics and/or What I Had For Lunch (NO CROSSOVER WITH C or People Will Be Spoiled!)
D=No Serial Comma in this Post.
L=Other
Betsy HP - Aug 01, 2005 10:01:57 pm PDT #7917 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
ita: I hate faith.
That doesn't make me a bad person, does it?
Aimée: Death Eater.
ita: Dammit.
Pix - Aug 02, 2005 7:51:53 am PDT #7918 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
Trudy Booth:
"I think that part of education is to expose people to different schools of thought," Bush said. "You're asking me whether or not people ought to be exposed to different ideas, the answer is yes."
That is FANTASTIC news!
It's the end of Abstainance Only sex ed, right?
Frankenbuddha - Aug 02, 2005 8:11:15 am PDT #7919 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Nutty in natter, and who needs context? Not us:
2. People who believe that major corporations would actually put "devil worship" in a line-item budget need to be beaten with an old-time mechanical calculator. You put that expense under "Travel and Entertainment."
msbelle - Aug 02, 2005 8:23:02 am PDT #7920 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Jesse -
Oh totally -- practically everything in the world is too complex for the layperson to understand. Electricity? MAGIC! Television? TINY PEOPLE IN A BOX!
amych -
Not just tiny people, Jesse. Elves in a box.
Jesse -
Wow, those are elves? They look just like regular people, only little. Huh.