And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Betsy HP - Aug 01, 2005 10:01:57 pm PDT #7917 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

ita: I hate faith.

That doesn't make me a bad person, does it?

Aimée: Death Eater.

ita: Dammit.


Pix - Aug 02, 2005 7:51:53 am PDT #7918 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

Trudy Booth:

"I think that part of education is to expose people to different schools of thought," Bush said. "You're asking me whether or not people ought to be exposed to different ideas, the answer is yes."

That is FANTASTIC news!

It's the end of Abstainance Only sex ed, right?


Frankenbuddha - Aug 02, 2005 8:11:15 am PDT #7919 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Nutty in natter, and who needs context? Not us:

2. People who believe that major corporations would actually put "devil worship" in a line-item budget need to be beaten with an old-time mechanical calculator. You put that expense under "Travel and Entertainment."


msbelle - Aug 02, 2005 8:23:02 am PDT #7920 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Jesse -

Oh totally -- practically everything in the world is too complex for the layperson to understand. Electricity? MAGIC! Television? TINY PEOPLE IN A BOX!

amych -

Not just tiny people, Jesse. Elves in a box.

Jesse -

Wow, those are elves? They look just like regular people, only little. Huh.


Beverly - Aug 02, 2005 11:08:17 am PDT #7921 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Cass, in Bitches

Trying to mentally meara is haaaaard. t /Buffista Barbie


Betsy HP - Aug 02, 2005 11:25:09 am PDT #7922 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Shrift: More of a First Against the Wall When the Revolution Comes.

DXMachina: You're gonna need a bigger wall.

shrift: Think China will let me borrow theirs?

DXMachina: Will it be big enough?

Dana: I smell a road trip!

DXMachina: You'll need a theme song:

We're off on the road to the Great Wall,
To wipe out some folks we don't like.
Since we're goin', while we're goin', we can have a bash,
The odds are eight to five that we will read a lot of slash.


Dana - Aug 02, 2005 11:26:15 am PDT #7923 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

That first bit is shrift, not me.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 02, 2005 11:54:39 am PDT #7924 of 10000
What is even happening?

Fay: JKR said in her recent interview that she just cavalierly killed off Harry's grandparents, 'cause they were extraneous to the story. (She wanted her protagonist to be all alone in the world, with only the 'orrible Dursleys looking after him.)

She aspires to be Tim, I think.

DebetEsse: Tim kills people off for effect. This was just expediency.


Betsy HP - Aug 02, 2005 2:55:18 pm PDT #7925 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Cindy: I have run across fewer craxy agnostics

Jessica: I now have a burning desire to stand on the streetcorner screaming "ACCEPT AMBIGUITY INTO YOUR POSSIBLY EXISTENT SOUL!!!!"


Topic!Cindy - Aug 02, 2005 3:11:04 pm PDT #7926 of 10000
What is even happening?

I am the unknown Buffista