Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.

Mal ,'Ariel'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Glamcookie - Jun 14, 2005 10:10:26 am PDT #7735 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Plei in Bitches:

It makes me feel like I'm two, and not in the good running around naked and playing with stuffed animals 24/7 way.


Daisy Jane - Jun 14, 2005 11:14:29 am PDT #7736 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It's a sin this wasn't COMMed before

Steph: Sodom's sin was actually inhospitality, not buttsex. For real.

Emily: I think it's a little late to change the usage, though.

"Can you believe they asked me to find a hotel room instead of staying with them? How sodomous!" "I know. My in-laws are sodomites too."


Kat - Jun 15, 2005 8:57:53 am PDT #7737 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

msbelle in natter:

LAST DAY!! Do the LAST DAY dance with me.

just because big occasions should be celebrated.


Lilty Cash - Jun 15, 2005 12:59:50 pm PDT #7738 of 10000
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Steph in Movies, commenting on a big movie day:

Man, I'm going to see Batman in an hour (an hour and 5 minutes, to be exact), and I see 70+ new messages in here, and they're all about space clams in dirigibles!

Good work.


§ ita § - Jun 15, 2005 1:11:09 pm PDT #7739 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nutty in Movies:

Batman is actually Lois Lane. Spread the word.


Emily - Jun 15, 2005 1:24:07 pm PDT #7740 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Lilty Cash in Bitches:

Note to self: A) Wear clothes. B) Don't claim to be God.


sj - Jun 15, 2005 5:44:15 pm PDT #7741 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Tim in Minearverse:

Figuring out Sahjahn's plan in advance is more than nice work, considering we had no idea what the fuck he was doing.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 16, 2005 1:35:00 am PDT #7742 of 10000
What is even happening?

Rick: Only the Buffistas could start a Kerfuffle about Kerfuffle.

amych: Not on LJ, are you?


Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2005 10:27:59 am PDT #7743 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

joe boucher comments on the Buffistas' take on the herd-think of TWoP with regards to the "gore for gore's sake" criticism of The Inside :

This thread is like Annie Hall come to life.

TWoP Guy: Gore for gore's sake blah blah. Minear did better work on Angel... and I didn't like that either. Firefly was blah blah blah.
Alvy Buffista: What do you do when you get stuck in a thread with a guy like this? You don't know anything about Tim Minear's work
TWoP Guy: Really? Really? I happen to recap shows for Television Without Pity, so I think that my insights into Mr. Minear, well, have a great deal of validity.
Alvy Buffista: Oh, that's funny, because I happen to have Mr. Minear right here. Come over here for a second? Tell him.
Tim Minear: I heard what you were saying. You, you know nothing of my work. How you ever got to recap anything is totally amazing.


erinaceous - Jun 16, 2005 10:37:09 am PDT #7744 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Did that really, truly happen? I SO need a link. Please? Oh please?