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Kristin in Natter:
HELP STOP AM STUCK ATTEMPTING TO GET JUNIOR REMEDIAL STUDENTS MOTIVATED TO REVISE THEIR RESEARCH PAPERS ON AN 84 DEGREE DAY IN JUNE STOP SEND EXTRACTION TEAM STAT STOP MAY JUMP OUT WINDOW SOON IF NOT RESCUED STOP SINCE I AM ON FIRST FLOOR THIS WILL LIKELY RESULT IN RIDICULE RATHER THAN ESCAPE END
connie neil
in Natter:
I woke up once to my cat in the processing of hacking up a hair ball--onto the other cat. Said other cat was just staring at my cat with a look of "You're not! You wouldn't dare! Are you puking on me!!??" To which the answer was "Yes."
Now when other cat gives a look of deep, wounded reproach, we call it his "you allowed me to get thrown up on" look.
amych in Bureaucracy, on naming the next Building a Better Board thread:
BBBB8: Building the Absolute Bestest Board Ever, No, Really, Better than the one we were building in the last thread which wasn't nearly as good as this one.
BBBB9: Jon made us pick a short title.
On naming IPods in Natter:
msbelle:
I'm not one for naming objects, but I am pretty sure the iPod is gonna need a name.
tommyrot:
Podme?
Podme Podmidala?
Rio in Natter:
Is Katie Holmes developmentally disabled in some way? Because that would explain a lot.
Cause it caused a spit-take
Subsequently in Natter, about Katie Holmes:
Rio: Seriously, is he drugging her or something???
Aimée: She's not drugged - she's vitamined.
OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS HAS NOT BEEN COMM'd
On the naming of iPods, Rio says:
Mine: SONGHOLE.
Emily may have just convinced me to give math another try:
See, but math is like using a vibrator. For the longest time they had us convinced it should only be attempted by people with advanced degrees, but actually you just need some free time and privacy.
In Bitches: (context be damned)
brenda m
I am both beltless and pantsless right now. though I expect at least one part of that to change before I venture outside.
ita
That had better be some belt.
Calli:
I'd like to have my college knees. But if I have to take some of my college stupidity along with them, I'll keep my shoe inserts instead.