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Katie M - Jun 09, 2005 11:52:30 am PDT #7727 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

amych in Bureaucracy, on naming the next Building a Better Board thread:

BBBB8: Building the Absolute Bestest Board Ever, No, Really, Better than the one we were building in the last thread which wasn't nearly as good as this one.

BBBB9: Jon made us pick a short title.

Cashmere - Jun 09, 2005 5:46:34 pm PDT #7728 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

On naming IPods in Natter:

msbelle:

I'm not one for naming objects, but I am pretty sure the iPod is gonna need a name.

tommyrot:

Podme?

Podme Podmidala?

Kat - Jun 09, 2005 7:17:48 pm PDT #7729 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Rio in Natter:

Is Katie Holmes developmentally disabled in some way? Because that would explain a lot.

Cause it caused a spit-take

Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 10, 2005 6:21:04 am PDT #7730 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Subsequently in Natter, about Katie Holmes:

Rio: Seriously, is he drugging her or something???

Aimée: She's not drugged - she's vitamined.

Nora Deirdre - Jun 10, 2005 6:29:25 am PDT #7731 of 10000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS HAS NOT BEEN COMM'd

On the naming of iPods, Rio says:

Mine: SONGHOLE.

Pix - Jun 10, 2005 12:12:48 pm PDT #7732 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Emily may have just convinced me to give math another try:

See, but math is like using a vibrator. For the longest time they had us convinced it should only be attempted by people with advanced degrees, but actually you just need some free time and privacy.

SailAweigh - Jun 12, 2005 12:57:37 pm PDT #7733 of 10000

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

In Bitches: (context be damned)

brenda m

I am both beltless and pantsless right now. though I expect at least one part of that to change before I venture outside.

ita

That had better be some belt.

Theodosia - Jun 13, 2005 8:15:02 am PDT #7734 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Calli:

I'd like to have my college knees. But if I have to take some of my college stupidity along with them, I'll keep my shoe inserts instead.

Glamcookie - Jun 14, 2005 10:10:26 am PDT #7735 of 10000

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Plei in Bitches:

It makes me feel like I'm two, and not in the good running around naked and playing with stuffed animals 24/7 way.

Daisy Jane - Jun 14, 2005 11:14:29 am PDT #7736 of 10000

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It's a sin this wasn't COMMed before

Steph: Sodom's sin was actually inhospitality, not buttsex. For real.

Emily: I think it's a little late to change the usage, though.

"Can you believe they asked me to find a hotel room instead of staying with them? How sodomous!" "I know. My in-laws are sodomites too."

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