Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
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Emily may have just convinced me to give math another try:
See, but math is like using a vibrator. For the longest time they had us convinced it should only be attempted by people with advanced degrees, but actually you just need some free time and privacy.
In Bitches: (context be damned)
brenda m
I am both beltless and pantsless right now. though I expect at least one part of that to change before I venture outside.
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That had better be some belt.
Calli:
I'd like to have my college knees. But if I have to take some of my college stupidity along with them, I'll keep my shoe inserts instead.
Plei in Bitches:
It makes me feel like I'm two, and not in the good running around naked and playing with stuffed animals 24/7 way.
It's a sin this wasn't COMMed before
Steph: Sodom's sin was actually inhospitality, not buttsex. For real.
Emily: I think it's a little late to change the usage, though.
"Can you believe they asked me to find a hotel room instead of staying with them? How sodomous!" "I know. My in-laws are sodomites too."
msbelle in natter:
LAST DAY!! Do the LAST DAY dance with me.
just because big occasions should be celebrated.
Steph in Movies, commenting on a big movie day:
Man, I'm going to see Batman in an hour (an hour and 5 minutes, to be exact), and I see 70+ new messages in here, and they're all about space clams in dirigibles!
Good work.
Nutty in Movies:
Batman is actually Lois Lane. Spread the word.
Lilty Cash in Bitches:
Note to self: A) Wear clothes. B) Don't claim to be God.
Tim in Minearverse:
Figuring out Sahjahn's plan in advance is more than nice work, considering we had no idea what the fuck he was doing.