Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?

'War Stories'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Aims - Jun 08, 2005 11:34:27 am PDT #7723 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Calli in Bitches on being pro-child leash:

I'd care more about the safety of a small child than the opinion of an asshat.


Nilly - Jun 08, 2005 10:28:02 pm PDT #7724 of 10000
Swouncing

In his verse:

Tim Minear: Okay, so my mom just called me from Georgia. Visiting my aunt and uncle. I was just like, "this isn't television fit for you people!"


billytea - Jun 09, 2005 5:52:20 am PDT #7725 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Kristin in Natter:

HELP STOP AM STUCK ATTEMPTING TO GET JUNIOR REMEDIAL STUDENTS MOTIVATED TO REVISE THEIR RESEARCH PAPERS ON AN 84 DEGREE DAY IN JUNE STOP SEND EXTRACTION TEAM STAT STOP MAY JUMP OUT WINDOW SOON IF NOT RESCUED STOP SINCE I AM ON FIRST FLOOR THIS WILL LIKELY RESULT IN RIDICULE RATHER THAN ESCAPE END


Pix - Jun 09, 2005 7:39:20 am PDT #7726 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

connie neil in Natter:
I woke up once to my cat in the processing of hacking up a hair ball--onto the other cat. Said other cat was just staring at my cat with a look of "You're not! You wouldn't dare! Are you puking on me!!??" To which the answer was "Yes."

Now when other cat gives a look of deep, wounded reproach, we call it his "you allowed me to get thrown up on" look.


Katie M - Jun 09, 2005 11:52:30 am PDT #7727 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

amych in Bureaucracy, on naming the next Building a Better Board thread:

BBBB8: Building the Absolute Bestest Board Ever, No, Really, Better than the one we were building in the last thread which wasn't nearly as good as this one.

BBBB9: Jon made us pick a short title.


Cashmere - Jun 09, 2005 5:46:34 pm PDT #7728 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

On naming IPods in Natter:

msbelle:

I'm not one for naming objects, but I am pretty sure the iPod is gonna need a name.

tommyrot:

Podme?

Podme Podmidala?


Kat - Jun 09, 2005 7:17:48 pm PDT #7729 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Rio in Natter:

Is Katie Holmes developmentally disabled in some way? Because that would explain a lot.

Cause it caused a spit-take


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 10, 2005 6:21:04 am PDT #7730 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Subsequently in Natter, about Katie Holmes:

Rio: Seriously, is he drugging her or something???

Aimée: She's not drugged - she's vitamined.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 10, 2005 6:29:25 am PDT #7731 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS HAS NOT BEEN COMM'd

On the naming of iPods, Rio says:

Mine: SONGHOLE.


Pix - Jun 10, 2005 12:12:48 pm PDT #7732 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Emily may have just convinced me to give math another try:

See, but math is like using a vibrator. For the longest time they had us convinced it should only be attempted by people with advanced degrees, but actually you just need some free time and privacy.