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billytea - Jun 02, 2005 2:51:39 pm PDT #7707 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Natter is making me laugh today:

Kat: See, I work with kids who ask the same questions each time. "Ms. G. We're out of tape. What should we do?"

sarameg: My dad's response to questions like this is to give completely absurd directions. Really detailed, absurd instructions. Bonus if he can make the questioner do something stupid. "Well, first you need to stick your finger in your ear, palm parallel to the floor. Tilting sideways, slowly turn in a circle, mooing like a hoarse cow...."

He's not liked by some of his undergrads.

And also:

ita: And you. On the other side. Please stop grunting. Sighing I can handle, but the grunting is driving me batshit.

Allyson: Is he taking a hard crap in his cube? Whyfore the grunt?

Deena - Jun 02, 2005 3:31:18 pm PDT #7708 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

D. Griswold in Minearverse:

You never have to go there, Eddie. Every "lol" is a choice.

Scrappy - Jun 03, 2005 7:18:09 am PDT #7709 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Jars, and no explanation needed:

I know I may have mentioned this before, but DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.

Steph L. - Jun 03, 2005 1:58:44 pm PDT #7710 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nobody COMMed this yet??? In Natter....

tommyrot: I have just discovered that the company car (a '91 Honda) has no cup holders. As a result, I spilled hot tea in my crotch. Luckily, it wasn't hot enough to cause injury.

Hec: Tommy Hotcrotch - this should be a character.

Unfortunately, he can't sue for tea related injuries.

Sue: Tommy Hotcrotch should be who you call when you want to sue for tea-related injuries.

Topic!Cindy - Jun 04, 2005 3:05:31 am PDT #7711 of 10000
What is even happening?

Kat: Never underestimate the laziness and passivity of people who are in the throes of learned helplessness.

JenP - Jun 05, 2005 3:23:51 pm PDT #7712 of 10000

Robin made me snorffle in Natter:

Despite how the above reads, I know pork isn't a bird, except when pigs fly, of course.

Trudy Booth - Jun 05, 2005 9:44:05 pm PDT #7713 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cass: I want taquitos less than I want to put on a bra.

Topic!Cindy - Jun 06, 2005 1:17:33 am PDT #7714 of 10000
What is even happening?

Astarte: I finally rented the Wonderfalls DVDs.

I thought I was over wanting to bludgeon Fox executives with brass monkeys while they wear nothing but old lady panties over their heads.

I am not.

Pix - Jun 06, 2005 5:01:07 am PDT #7715 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Curse you, wee Trudy! I was about to COMM that myself...but I think it needs the follow-up too:

Cass: I want taquitos less than I want to put on a bra. It's a choice I find myself facing on a frighteningly frequent basis.

Topic!Cindy - Jun 06, 2005 8:00:17 am PDT #7716 of 10000
What is even happening?

Jesse: Oh, you know the part of [Tom Cruise's] whole schtick I really don't understand -- I read some quote where he said "they" tried to medicate him as a kid -- for his dyslexia. Bwuh? What the hell kind of drugs help dyslexia?

Aimee: Top.

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