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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Betsy HP - May 25, 2005 12:31:55 pm PDT #7683 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

News story: 'We can already use DNA, for example, to make electronic circuits so it's possible to think of a smart yoghurt some time after 2020 or 2025, where the yoghurt has got a whole stack of electronics in every single bacterium. You could have a conversation with your strawberry yogurt before you eat it.'

JZ: I keep trying to think what the yoghurt would say and all I can come up with is "God no please please please oh Jesus help me please don't eat me I'll do anything just please please no," and really I'd just as soon it kept quiet.

WindSparrow - May 25, 2005 1:32:40 pm PDT #7684 of 10000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches, context, schmontext:

-t:

I didn't want liver and pie in the same post.

bon bon - May 25, 2005 4:26:56 pm PDT #7685 of 10000

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

ita:

Cloning my consciousness is so off if either of us needs to have a goatee.

Jesse - May 26, 2005 6:50:02 am PDT #7686 of 10000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

msbelle, in natter:

cxoulcx type fasterb and betterr if my fists weren't angri;lyn being shak3esm aT sophia's workplsace. jackholes!

msbelle - May 26, 2005 9:19:48 am PDT #7687 of 10000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Back atcha - Jesse in Natter, of course

I'm very fancy, breaking the law.

msbelle - May 26, 2005 9:21:15 am PDT #7688 of 10000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

le nubian

if someone asked me for porn, I swear I would give them pictures of furniture in Pottery Barn. Or Williams Sonoma shit.

ita

Oh, that's so funny! I need to make a folder called PORN on my PDA with those three categories of pictures.

Then, they'll find it in my personal effects after my death, and my mother will cry a lot.

Calli - May 26, 2005 10:31:50 am PDT #7689 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From over in the fanfic thread:

askye: A couple months ago she had a "rod iron" head board for sale and then later a "Chip and Dale" table with chairs.

Calli: Awwww. Chipmunk-themed furniture. Too cute.

amych: You say that now. But then it starts singing.

Una - May 26, 2005 3:52:40 pm PDT #7690 of 10000

when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

From LOST; it made *me* giggle, anyway:

AnthonyDe: Black smoke=plane fuel

aurelia: I thought black smoke=no pope.

Atropa - May 27, 2005 10:50:03 am PDT #7691 of 10000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

-t in Bitches:

Nora and Cindy get all my sympathy. It's good stuff, too, all lavender scented and fluffy, not the hard, flat sympathy you get at Walmart.

Betsy HP - May 27, 2005 4:59:34 pm PDT #7692 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

ita:

Boys are scary. The things that a guy has to do to convince me he likes me would have us married in some states. Or he could just say something. But why would he? Girls are scary.

I've had nice comic book guys, but no attractive ones, I don't think. And the nice ones aren't the ones that stand out. Repeat-o-music guy does, as does the one who pulled my phone number from the files and called me at home, all casual-like. Girls didn't scare him, it seems, not even his wife.

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