EpicTangent, quoting a local newscaster in Natter re: the finals of American Idol:
Will it be Carrie? Will it be Bo? Or will it be my personal favorite, Who Gives a Rat's Ass?
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Fred Pete - May 25, 2005 6:56:23 am PDT #7679 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Steph L. - May 25, 2005 7:21:35 am PDT #7680 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Minearverse brings Teh Funny --
Kristen: In unrelated news, can someone explain to me why people name their local electric chairs?
Yeah. Old Sparky. Old Smokey. Old Betsy. (There does seem to be a continuing theme of "Old" going on here. Maybe people who name their electric chairs just lack vision.) Yellow Mama. WTF?
Hec: I'm thinking that Old Smokey is not my preferred method of exit from this planet. Maybe New Instanteously if really pressed on this issue.
Betsy: People did name guillotines and executioners' swords.
ita: People name their genitalia.
People can be strange.
Betsy: The named genitalia freak me more than the named executioners' swords. Thanks, ita.
aurelia: Now I'm wondering if Mrs. Bobbit named her knife.
msbelle - May 25, 2005 7:21:53 am PDT #7681 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Gud in Natter
Tact is down 2.49% today and is in a long-term downtrend dispite some small recent gains.
msbelle - May 25, 2005 11:42:31 am PDT #7682 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
bon bon
Darth Kprinkle
Betsy HP - May 25, 2005 12:31:55 pm PDT #7683 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
News story: 'We can already use DNA, for example, to make electronic circuits so it's possible to think of a smart yoghurt some time after 2020 or 2025, where the yoghurt has got a whole stack of electronics in every single bacterium. You could have a conversation with your strawberry yogurt before you eat it.'
JZ: I keep trying to think what the yoghurt would say and all I can come up with is "God no please please please oh Jesus help me please don't eat me I'll do anything just please please no," and really I'd just as soon it kept quiet.
WindSparrow - May 25, 2005 1:32:40 pm PDT #7684 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches, context, schmontext:
-t:
I didn't want liver and pie in the same post.
bon bon - May 25, 2005 4:26:56 pm PDT #7685 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
ita:
Cloning my consciousness is so off if either of us needs to have a goatee.
Jesse - May 26, 2005 6:50:02 am PDT #7686 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
msbelle, in natter:
cxoulcx type fasterb and betterr if my fists weren't angri;lyn being shak3esm aT sophia's workplsace. jackholes!
msbelle - May 26, 2005 9:19:48 am PDT #7687 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Back atcha - Jesse in Natter, of course
I'm very fancy, breaking the law.
msbelle - May 26, 2005 9:21:15 am PDT #7688 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
le nubian
if someone asked me for porn, I swear I would give them pictures of furniture in Pottery Barn. Or Williams Sonoma shit.
ita
Oh, that's so funny! I need to make a folder called PORN on my PDA with those three categories of pictures.
Then, they'll find it in my personal effects after my death, and my mother will cry a lot.