Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.

Xander ,'Lessons'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


beekaytee - Apr 26, 2005 11:41:42 am PDT #7594 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

Trudy Booth is me in Natter:

Is there a name for hardcore Star Wars fans?

>grotesquelydisappointed


Theodosia - Apr 26, 2005 12:08:38 pm PDT #7595 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

D. Griswold :

You know what metric unit thingy I love? The angstrom. Because it completely ignores all the rules of the metric system. It doesn't even end in "meter." Plus, it makes me really wish "angst" was a standard metric prefix. I'd love to have just a few angstliters of water. Or measure my weight in angstograms.


beathen - Apr 27, 2005 5:54:26 am PDT #7596 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

JoeCrow in Firefly:

If violence isn't solving your problems, you're obviously not using enough.


Scrappy - Apr 27, 2005 7:24:07 am PDT #7597 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Sue in Natter:

I remember my dad once telling a story about his hometown to a old friend that started out. "Remember Flippy Saunders? The old one, not the young one." I couldn't stop laughing long enough to ask if Flippy was a family name or if they just nicknamed all the Saunders men Flippy.


Gus - Apr 27, 2005 10:09:23 am PDT #7598 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

thegrommit, in response to speculation about future remixes of Serenity

You mean with extensive re-edits to already released movies and a creole slinging goofball CGI character?

Mal shot first.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 27, 2005 11:01:53 am PDT #7599 of 10000
What is even happening?

Susan: I know that they're often used improperly by beginning writers, but the adverb nazis are like people who'd take the toepicks off Michelle Kwan's skates because beginning skaters are too prone to use them as brakes

deb: HA! Yes, this. I've always tended toward the "I can't use adverbs? Um, bite me continuously, deeply, richly and terminally, yo" type of reply.


Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2005 11:29:30 am PDT #7600 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

-t -: So, I"m sitting here, minding my own business, surfing the 'net on company time, when I feel something tickling my forehead. Like a hair has come loose. So brushat it with the back of my hand. And now it's tickling my hand. So I take a closer look, and I've got a wee grey spider dancing on my hand. It must have fallen on my head. Freaky.

tommyrot: Are you by chance sitting on a tuffett?


Steph L. - Apr 27, 2005 12:02:02 pm PDT #7601 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter, home of the scary bug talk --

Topic!Cindy: how you could live in the house with a known arachnid taking over your bathroom, where there's probably a usual amount of nekkidity.

Connie Neil: I've never worried about the spiders seeing me naked. If the cats don't care, the bugs won't.

edit: Of course, now I'm wondering if there's a whole lot of "My eyes, my eyes!" going on in the baseboards.


Katie M - Apr 27, 2005 12:04:58 pm PDT #7602 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

JZ in Natter:

Oh, don't get me started on killing ladybugs. You kill a ladybug, you might just as well march right out and lie down in traffic.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 27, 2005 5:40:48 pm PDT #7603 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Ok, haven't gotten to that in Natter yet, so here will be good enough:

{Hearts} JZ!