Susan W. 's tagline: "I heard Tom DeLay's blood was in the water and the sharks were circling him, but unfortunately, it turned out to be a metaphor." - The Onion
Does anybody mind if I pass out?
Willow ,'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor
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dcp - Apr 16, 2005 6:19:01 pm PDT #7560 of 10000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 17, 2005 1:12:08 am PDT #7561 of 10000
What is even happening?
beth b: My DS and BIL give bunches to the SF Zoo , so they get to go to meeting and learn about future zoo plans. They talked about renovations for the bears, rhinos, and hippo homes. They also talked about who was having sex. Yes, the new silverback gorillia is getting lots. And one of the male giraffes- is starting to look at females in a new way. Unfortunatley, he is still about a foot and a half too short. ( wait it gets better) They are hoping that in about x amount of time he will be tall enough to 'achieve greatness'. Yes, that was a direct quote.
Some achieve greatness, others have it thrust upon them.
Scrappy - Apr 18, 2005 4:38:48 am PDT #7562 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Wise Weremonkey observation, in Firefly:
Oh, yeah. Silent Running is all about being campy, now.
Kinda like Reefer Madness with a contained atmosphere.
Theodosia - Apr 18, 2005 5:25:39 pm PDT #7563 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
amych:
Third-grade book report on Moby Dick, here. I actually made it through. I did not come up with a damned thing sensible to say about it. But, learned things about blubber flensing and tribal tattoos that have served me ever since.
Daisy Jane - Apr 18, 2005 8:29:13 pm PDT #7564 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Erin: Done with student teaching and classes, as of this evening.
Vodka, has been consumed, I am warning you. Typing at this point is careful, and deliberate.
Am currently consimed with drunken wondering about my hookerdom, and sad contemplation at wondering if it is bad that I am sad that I am not being a bigger hooker tonight.
Maybe I shouuld have more vodka, and some perspective...
No. Vodka is a sad second to active hookerificism,, I have decided.
Sad now.
Emily:Hookerif... I'm gonna need some explicification, Erin. And maybe some gin. Ooh, gin! Let's get drunk and be the future of education together!
Topic!Cindy - Apr 19, 2005 4:03:09 am PDT #7565 of 10000
What is even happening?
Betsy: I think in semicolons and italics. It's bad.
deb: So do I; and it is not bad!
brenda m - Apr 19, 2005 4:04:41 am PDT #7566 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Toddson in F2F: The classic Buffista/Bitch conversation - Spike, corsets, babies, then lists.
Fred Pete - Apr 19, 2005 4:12:31 am PDT #7567 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Arbiters of good taste, in Bitches:
Eddie: Hi Perkins, I'm with you in the insomnia boat. Are they watching porn at least?
Perkins: No. The news. What's up with that?
Eddie: That's just sick.
Strix - Apr 19, 2005 7:58:04 am PDT #7568 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Topic!Cindy, In Natter:
A woman I worked with went to a Catholic college (or boarding prep school--I disremember). There was apparently a cemetery for the nuns, on the grounds. She saw one headstone with the name Mary Circumcision. Bet that one didn't pick her own name.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 19, 2005 8:03:13 am PDT #7569 of 10000
What is even happening?
(erin, thank you! Can you or a stompy correct my spelling to "cemetery"--please)