beth b: My DS and BIL give bunches to the SF Zoo , so they get to go to meeting and learn about future zoo plans. They talked about renovations for the bears, rhinos, and hippo homes. They also talked about who was having sex. Yes, the new silverback gorillia is getting lots. And one of the male giraffes- is starting to look at females in a new way. Unfortunatley, he is still about a foot and a half too short. ( wait it gets better) They are hoping that in about x amount of time he will be tall enough to 'achieve greatness'. Yes, that was a direct quote.

Some achieve greatness, others have it thrust upon them.

Wise Weremonkey observation, in Firefly:

Oh, yeah. Silent Running is all about being campy, now.

Kinda like Reefer Madness with a contained atmosphere.

amych:

Third-grade book report on Moby Dick, here. I actually made it through. I did not come up with a damned thing sensible to say about it. But, learned things about blubber flensing and tribal tattoos that have served me ever since.

Erin: Done with student teaching and classes, as of this evening.

Vodka, has been consumed, I am warning you. Typing at this point is careful, and deliberate.

Am currently consimed with drunken wondering about my hookerdom, and sad contemplation at wondering if it is bad that I am sad that I am not being a bigger hooker tonight.

Maybe I shouuld have more vodka, and some perspective...

No. Vodka is a sad second to active hookerificism,, I have decided.

Sad now.

Emily:Hookerif... I'm gonna need some explicification, Erin. And maybe some gin. Ooh, gin! Let's get drunk and be the future of education together!

Betsy: I think in semicolons and italics. It's bad.

deb: So do I; and it is not bad!

Toddson in F2F: The classic Buffista/Bitch conversation - Spike, corsets, babies, then lists.

Arbiters of good taste, in Bitches:

Eddie: Hi Perkins, I'm with you in the insomnia boat. Are they watching porn at least?

Perkins: No. The news. What's up with that?

Eddie: That's just sick.

Topic!Cindy, In Natter:

A woman I worked with went to a Catholic college (or boarding prep school--I disremember). There was apparently a cemetery for the nuns, on the grounds. She saw one headstone with the name Mary Circumcision. Bet that one didn't pick her own name.

(erin, thank you! Can you or a stompy correct my spelling to "cemetery"--please)

Heather: We had a few atheists in our church, probably some pagans- though I'm not sure they were in the strictest sense (if there's such a thing as orthodox paganism).

Gudanov: I think there was a website, apparently it involves really bad webpage design.

Jessica: Modern paganism is like fanfic. The answer is always yes.