Arbiters of good taste, in Bitches:
Eddie: Hi Perkins, I'm with you in the insomnia boat. Are they watching porn at least?
Perkins: No. The news. What's up with that?
Eddie: That's just sick.
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Fred Pete - Apr 19, 2005 4:12:31 am PDT #7567 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Strix - Apr 19, 2005 7:58:04 am PDT #7568 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Topic!Cindy, In Natter:
A woman I worked with went to a Catholic college (or boarding prep school--I disremember). There was apparently a cemetery for the nuns, on the grounds. She saw one headstone with the name Mary Circumcision. Bet that one didn't pick her own name.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 19, 2005 8:03:13 am PDT #7569 of 10000
What is even happening?
(erin, thank you! Can you or a stompy correct my spelling to "cemetery"--please)
Kate P. - Apr 19, 2005 9:04:56 am PDT #7570 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Heather: We had a few atheists in our church, probably some pagans- though I'm not sure they were in the strictest sense (if there's such a thing as orthodox paganism).
Gudanov: I think there was a website, apparently it involves really bad webpage design.
Jessica: Modern paganism is like fanfic. The answer is always yes.
Lyra Jane - Apr 19, 2005 9:11:43 am PDT #7571 of 10000
Up with the sun
Steph L., in Natter:
From another board:
I heard the reason the Nigerian Cardinal wasn't elected is because the other Cardinals were still angry at him about those Nigerian e-mail scams.
Ginger - Apr 19, 2005 9:25:30 am PDT #7572 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
erika on papal succession:
I meant, should he reach an end within the next few years that the next guy be more vital and less frightening. Not that he should take a long walk off a short dais.
Theodosia - Apr 19, 2005 11:49:30 am PDT #7573 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nutty:
Conservatives like to pretend that "government" is made up of maladjusted actuaries, freeloading secretaries and people researching the sexual habits of the tree frog. While I have known all of these types, I'm also a fan of, like, the National Cancer Institute, Yellowstone National Park, interstate highways, and the FBI.
Jen - Apr 19, 2005 12:23:58 pm PDT #7574 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
In Bitches:
Maria
Choosing a different name also signifies the concept that "self" takes a back seat to his role as the shepherd of the entire flock. Joseph is a man; Benedict XVI is responsible for guiding over 1 billion persons' souls.
Robin:
Just like: Robin is a girl.
Scrappy is a disco inferno.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 20, 2005 5:15:42 am PDT #7575 of 10000
What is even happening?
tommyrot: Today I took the CTA L to work. The L is not as good as Metra. One example of this is that I've never smelled urine on a Metra train, but it happens once in a while on the L. Like today. So not only did I smell urine during my first train ride, but I've since discovered that I have taken on the urine smell. Yes, I smell like someone else's urine.
Coincedentally, I am wearing one of my Urinetown t-shirts. I think I shall try to avoid people today.
Kate P. - Apr 20, 2005 8:31:38 am PDT #7576 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
ita: My only first-hand knowledge of potty training was the epiphany when I realised my childhood was over (slightly melodramatic child, I was). Then I realised that I was so far the only one that knew I was potty trained -- so I peed on the carpet one last time for auld lang syne.