juliana: My mom sings all. the. time. It's like being in my own private Rogers & Hammerstein hell.
Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Betsy HP - Apr 12, 2005 7:43:38 am PDT #7539 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Anne W. - Apr 12, 2005 8:16:31 am PDT #7540 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Lilty, in Bitches, on the so-moldy-it-can-walk bread in her kitchen:
It could be like my carrier pigeon, only, you know, bread. I wonder if it could go to work for me, too? I'll send it with a note.
Dear Place of Employment,
I am sending this moldy loaf of bread to serve in my place. I believe you will find it as, if not more, productive, useful, and charasmatic as myself. As you see, it also possesses abundant growth potential.
Sincerely, Lilty.
Glamcookie - Apr 12, 2005 8:39:29 am PDT #7541 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
hayden in Movies:
Hey, gates to hell are notoriously finicky, especially when they're located in a charming 3/2 New England fixer-upper.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 13, 2005 5:40:19 am PDT #7542 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Shrift in Natter. Apparently, she was bored:
It's only 10:30am and already I'm so painfully bored. But apparently not bored enough to read the e-mail the help desk guy keeps forwarding me, because apparently helping people does not fall under his purview as help desk guy.
Except it turns out I am that bored, and help desk guy doesn't know how to use the site he's technical support for, which no doubt explains why he's always passing stuff off on me.
Somewhere out there, some monkeys just finished typing King Lear.
beathen - Apr 13, 2005 8:06:35 am PDT #7543 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
In Bitches:
Ginger:
Not only is there M&M slash
tommyrot:
No there isn't.
Or, I choose to believe there isn't.
I mean, they have no genitalia. So what could it be? (Besides bondage.)
"C'mere, Green. I'll make you melt in my mouth...."
Trudy Booth - Apr 13, 2005 8:44:14 am PDT #7544 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
sumi: I owe the State of Illinois $1.00. I work for the State. Why can't they make it even? Why? So annoying.
Tom Scola: It sounds like you need to steal a couple of pens from work, sumi.
Fred Pete - Apr 13, 2005 9:24:02 am PDT #7545 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Typo fun by a poster whom I'll allow the option of remaining (relatively) anonymous in B&A1:
Apparently, Osiris agreed with me, as he gave her a die job in the process of raising her from the dead.
Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 2:23:30 pm PDT #7546 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Bitches, during some bible discussion:
askye: Oh! I forgot about the Noah incest, but that wasn't as bad, I mean, he took his sons in law and daughters in law, so yes there was some inbreeding but that's not as bad as Adam and Eve's children getting it on with each other.
So this is where VC Andrews got her story ideas.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 14, 2005 4:55:27 am PDT #7547 of 10000
What is even happening?
context free, because it's funnier as a Universal Buffistaism
connie neil: Getting annoyed about [it] to the point of forcing debates and votes strikes me as the most trivial use of post time I can imagine.
ita: I don't know if this is the right crowd to issue even a vague sort of challenge to.
Pix - Apr 14, 2005 6:55:38 am PDT #7548 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
This just made me really happy.
Betsy HP: Princess tickytickytickyticky tickybox, Princess tickytickytickyticky tickybox, she's a cutie sweet patootie and her name just rocks, Princess tickytickytickyticky tickybox.