Typo fun by a poster whom I'll allow the option of remaining (relatively) anonymous in B&A1:
Apparently, Osiris agreed with me, as he gave her a die job in the process of raising her from the dead.
If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Fred Pete - Apr 13, 2005 9:24:02 am PDT #7545 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 2:23:30 pm PDT #7546 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Bitches, during some bible discussion:
askye: Oh! I forgot about the Noah incest, but that wasn't as bad, I mean, he took his sons in law and daughters in law, so yes there was some inbreeding but that's not as bad as Adam and Eve's children getting it on with each other.
So this is where VC Andrews got her story ideas.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 14, 2005 4:55:27 am PDT #7547 of 10000
What is even happening?
context free, because it's funnier as a Universal Buffistaism
connie neil: Getting annoyed about [it] to the point of forcing debates and votes strikes me as the most trivial use of post time I can imagine.
ita: I don't know if this is the right crowd to issue even a vague sort of challenge to.
Pix - Apr 14, 2005 6:55:38 am PDT #7548 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
This just made me really happy.
Betsy HP: Princess tickytickytickyticky tickybox, Princess tickytickytickyticky tickybox, she's a cutie sweet patootie and her name just rocks, Princess tickytickytickyticky tickybox.
Betsy HP - Apr 14, 2005 6:56:45 am PDT #7549 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Earworms for everybody!
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 14, 2005 7:40:00 am PDT #7550 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Natter:
Wolfram: Anybody ever had a phone interview? Any last minute tips?
tommyrot: Say as if to someone in the room, "Bring me a Pepsi." Then play a recording of a Cylon saying, "By your command."
Kalshane - Apr 14, 2005 9:20:41 am PDT #7551 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
In Natter:
shrift: Big Boss sent out a chastising e-mail this morning informing us that breaks are a privilege, and that we are not to treat them as "social events."
When on break, I shall comply with his wishes by treating my coworkers like hostile inmates.
Sean K - Apr 14, 2005 9:43:34 am PDT #7552 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
The incredibly funny Robin, in Natter, offering some phone interview tips to Wolfram:
Robin: Don't have Death Metal playing loudly in the background. And don't eat handfuls of potato chips while speaking. Also, don't periodically stop to scream "Shut up, bitch, I'm on the phone!" to someone in the background.
NoiseDesign - Apr 14, 2005 3:47:48 pm PDT #7553 of 10000
Our wings are not tired
Allyson cracking me up in Lightbulbs
Allyson: Sometimes, when I post, I think about how much capital is banked, and how much I'm willing to spend telling someone to fuck themselves. And then I start looking up in a thesaurus better terms for "go fuck yourself," tally up the points for things like, "you know, that's the dumbest shit I've seen on the net, and I've read AOL chatrooms" or, "perhaps you're not thinking that through, is this really what you mean to say, or am I misunderstanding your point?"
Then I divide by pi, and post the appropriate response.
DCJensen - Apr 14, 2005 4:59:47 pm PDT #7554 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Steph L, in Spike's Bitches:
I'ma reiterate what I've said many times in the past: penii are weird as hell. I mean, I like them, don't get me wrong, but they're weird-looking and -- no external body part should move on its own like that, as often as it does.
Frankenbuddha:
Also, the plural is hopefully never used in the case of a single owner.